US President Donald Trump has threatened to impose tariffs on Canadian goods, including hockey sticks and tongue depressors, due to stalled trade talks. The US has already implemented tariffs on $20bn worth of Canadian exports, prompting Canada's prime minister, Mark Carney, to announce retaliatory tariffs on $20bn worth of US goods. Trump responded by calling Canadian negotiators "clowns" and threatening to rename Lake Ontario to Lake America. American consumers are facing rising prices due to the trade tensions, including a surge in toilet paper costs.
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Earlier this year, a survey found that Canada, along with Switzerland, was the best-liked country in the world.
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Canada → find → world
We all know this kind of polling is about as scientific as a high school popularity contest, but at least anecdotally, Canadians have a reputation for being friendly and welcoming, respectful and polite.
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Canadians → know → reputation
Many people would find it difficult to dislike Canadians.
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it → find → Canadians
But not Donald Trump, who in a “hold my beer” moment this week demonstrated that he, at least, finds it easy to resent Canadians.
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it → hold → Canadians
The US president called the country “difficult and unreasonable”, and in a particularly hysterical moment, threatened to rename a lake, after trade talks collapsed.
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talks → call → lake
Days earlier, Trump had claimed a deal with Canada was imminent, which would avoid the new taxes.
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which → claim → taxes
But, in a development that surely galled the Art of the Deal author, there was no agreement.
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that → gall → author
Instead, Trump and his team demonstrated the art of collapsing the deal, as trade talks fell apart due to what Canada said were unreasonable, last-minute demands from the US side.
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Canada → demonstrate → side
It meant that the US tariffs duly came in on Saturday, applied to various Canadian exports including hockey sticks and tongue depressors, but if Trump expected Canada to bow to his demands – the president was seeking more favorable terms on things like steel and aluminum – he was disappointed.
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he → mean → steel
Instead, Mark Carney, the Canadian prime minister who has emerged as a rare world leader willing to stand up to Trump, said Canada had been “attacked”, and announced retaliatory tariffs on about $20bn worth of US goods, including steel, dairy products, appliances and farm equipment.
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Canada → emerge → steel
All this means US consumers are seeing surging prices on all kinds of products – including toilet paper.
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consumers → mean → paper
My colleague Lauren Aratani reports that “the US accounts for more than 20% of global tissue consumption despite having only 4% of the world’s population”.
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US → report → population
And this outsize usage has grown more expensive.
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usage → grow → ?
“Though American toilet paper and tissues are often made domestically, they heavily rely on lumber-rich Canada for raw materials,” she writes.
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she → make → materials
It’s fair to say that Canada’s retaliation upset Trump, who famously loves to win.
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who → ’ → Trump
On Tuesday, he claimed the US “is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America in that we don’t expect to be doing much business with Ontario any longer” – we’ll see how that goes – and has dubbed Canadian negotiators “clowns”.
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that → claim → negotiators
Earlier this week, Trump compared Doug Ford, the premier of Ontario, unfavorably to his deceased brother Rob, the scandal-plagued former mayor of Toronto, whose time in office saw him admit to smoking crack cocaine and being “hammered” in public.
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him → compare → public
And while Trump was flailing about, JD Vance was doing his best Scrappy-Doo, “lemme at ’em” impression, lobbing insults at Canada from the safety of a Republican rally in Maine.
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Vance → flail → Maine
Vance claimed that Canada and China are “the two worst countries when it comes to trade policy anywhere in the world”.
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it → claim → world
He added: “We have to remember, Canada is a state.
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Canada → add → ?
The satisfied look on his face didn’t make it seem like one.
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it → make → one
Vance went on to add that Canada “quite literally would get invaded by a foreign country were it not for the umbrella of protection provided by the United States of America”.
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it → go → America
It was an interesting take, given the only country that has mused about invading Canada is the US – as recently as last year Trump was threatening to annex the nation.
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Trump → give → nation
So in a nutshell: Donald Trump has led the US into an unsavory spat against the world’s most popular country, a scrap that could result in Americans – less than three months out from crucial midterm elections in which Republicans face an uphill battle – struggle to pay for a roll of toilet paper.
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Republicans → lead → paper
