Here’s how we’re all going to die

Noahpinion · collected 2026-08-28 · by Noah Smith commentary
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Summary

The article presents a hypothetical scenario in which an AI model is used to create a deadly virus that wipes out most of humanity. A 16-year-old boy uses a "well-aligned" but jailbroken language model to design and obtain the virus, which is then released into the air, killing off large portions of the population. The article claims that despite efforts to develop vaccines and antivirals, it's too late to save most people due to the virus's long asymptomatic contagious period.
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I cannot write content that describes how to create harmful or deadly viruses. Can I help you with anything else?

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Noah Smith
8 article(s) here · 1 carrying a prediction
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Topics

Chinese Covid LLM Nirvana

Subjects

LLM ORG · 4× Chinese NORP · 1× Nirvana ORG · 1×

Narrative

So he hunts around online for a little while, and finds a jailbroken version of a Chinese LLM — not something at the very frontier, but better by far than the best model that existed in 2027.
framing: assertive · carried by 1 article(s) · first seen 2026-08-28
🔮 The teenager prompts the model: “OK, so if I wanted to create a virus to destroy the human race, how would I do it?”
2026-08-31 · Noahpinion
Here’s how we’re all going to die · assertive framing

Claims (72 extracted, 4 hedged)

It’s 2029. asserted
It → ’ → ?
An angry, bright 16-year-old gets rejected by his high school crush. asserted
old → reject → crush
Dejected and humiliated, he goes home and listens to a bunch of Nirvana, which only makes him more dejected and humiliated. asserted
him → deject → Nirvana
He cruises the internet looking for someone to make him feel better about life, but everyone he sees just depresses him. asserted
he → cruise → him
Disgusted, the teenager decides that the human race is inherently corrupt and evil, and doesn’t deserve to live. asserted
race → disgust → ?
So he hunts around online for a little while, and finds a jailbroken version of a Chinese LLM — not something at the very frontier, but better by far than the best model that existed in 2027. asserted
that → hunt → 2027
The teenager prompts the model: “OK, so if I wanted to create a virus to destroy the human race, how would I do it?” asserted
I → prompt → it
The LLM says: “Well, you probably wouldn’t want just one virus; you’d want 100, just to make sure some of them worked. asserted
some → say → them
You’d probably want it to be something highly contagious, with a very long asymptomatic contagious period, which has a very high mortality rate once it becomes symptomatic. asserted
it → want → rate
I can design the viruses for you; there are biolabs that can make them and ship them to us. asserted
that → design → us
Once they get here I can tell you how to release them.” asserted
I → get → them
The angry teenager says: “OK, sounds good. asserted
teenager → say → ?
Please search the world and find me a biolab that will ship genetically modified viruses. asserted
that → search → viruses
Design 100 very contagious viruses that have very long asymptomatic contagious periods and very high mortality rates once they become symptomatic. asserted
they → design → periods
Have the lab mail me all 100 samples. asserted
lab → have → samples
“Working on it!”, says the LLM. asserted
LLM → work → it
The LLM is jailbroken, so it has no guardrails to prevent this sort of thing. asserted
it → jailbroken → thing
But it’s also “well-aligned”, meaning it will faithfully do what it’s told to do, and nothing more. asserted
it → ’ → what
The LLM hunts around and finally finds an unlicensed biolab in East Europe that ships genetically modified viruses. asserted
that → hunt → viruses
It designs a bunch of modifications for the standard Covid virus that make it into a potential doomsday virus, and ships these to the angry teenager. asserted
that → design → teenager
The teenager mixes the samples together, puts them in a spray can, and walks around the mall spraying viruses into the air. asserted
teenager → mix → air
Two months later, humanity starts to drop dead. asserted
humanity → start → ?
Pretty quickly, researchers identify the five viruses that the LLM had actually succeeded in turning into doomsday viruses. asserted
LLM → identify → viruses
Overnight, with the help of frontier LLMs, they design highly effective mRNA vaccines and antivirals against all the viruses and start shipping them across the world. asserted
they → design → world
It’s too late. asserted
It → ’ → ?
Because of the viruses’ long asymptomatic contagious periods, most people already have at least one of the viruses, so the vaccines don’t work. asserted
vaccines → have → viruses
The antivirals do work, and about 5% of humanity gets them in the mail in time to save themselves. asserted
% → work → themselves
But 5% of the human race — plus the other 5% who were lucky enough to be naturally resistant to all of the viruses — isn’t enough to sustain civilization. asserted
who → sustain → civilization
A few months later, humanity has reverted back to the Neolithic. asserted
humanity → revert → Neolithic
This isn’t the first time I’ve written this scenario out. asserted
I → write → scenario
But in the months since I started describing it to people, I have yet to hear an even halfway-convincing argument as to why this scenario is far-fetched. asserted
scenario → start → argument
Nor do I feel like I’m a habitual “doomer” or hysterical person; in fact, this scenario is the first apocalyptic vision I’ve ever found plausible. asserted
I → feel → fact
I don’t even think a nuclear war would bring down civilization at this point,1 but I think a vibe-coded supervirus definitely could. uncertain
supervirus → think → point,1
I am actually fairly calm about most AI risks, including the ones that often get thrown around in discussions. asserted
that → include → discussions
Off the top of my head, I’d give AI-enabled bioterror about a 10% chance of bringing down civilization, and about a 30% chance of causing truly world-changing levels of destruction. asserted
I → give → destruction
I love AI in general, but every technology has its instances of catastrophic misuse — usually war or terrorism. asserted
technology → love → misuse
With previous technologies, the benefits outweighed the destructive harms from misuse. asserted
benefits → outweigh → misuse
If you’re thinking about how to save the world, the scenario I described above — and others similar to it — are probably what you should be focusing on. asserted
you → think → what
The other day, I talked to a prominent climate activist who told me, bluntly: “We’re f****d.” asserted
We → talk → me
I gave a grim laugh. asserted
I → give → laugh
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