Andy Burnham met with US President Donald Trump during the United Nations general assembly in New York for a brief 30-minute meeting aimed at maintaining diplomatic decorum without conceding to Trump's erratic behavior or demands. The encounter, described as akin to "speed dating," focused on discussing Iran amid Trump’s volatile rhetoric towards the country. Burnham managed to maintain composure and avoided offering Trump a third state visit to the UK, aligning with a strategy of not appearing too eager or accommodating to the unpredictable US president.
Written locally by qwen2.5:14b on 2026-09-22,
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Story summary
Wes Streeting, Britain’s defence secretary, announced that annual payments worth at least £120 million to Mauritius are on hold as the government reconsiders an agreement over the Chagos Islands. This decision came after Donald Trump criticized the deal during a meeting with Prime Minister Andy Burnham at the UN General Assembly in New York. The original agreement would see the UK cede sovereignty of the territory to Mauritius and pay approximately £101 million annually to lease back a joint UK-US military base on Diego Garcia, which is strategically important due to its location in the Indian Ocean.
Streeting emphasized that the deal cannot proceed without US support, highlighting the need for cooperation with American allies to ensure the agreement safeguards the long-term future of the base at Diego Garcia. The defence secretary noted that previous efforts to adapt the deal have not succeeded, and current negotiations are focused on reaching an arrangement that both Mauritius and the US can accept.
Written for “Chagos Islands Deal” on 2026-10-05,
grounded in this article and the 38 other(s) covering the same event.
How do you deal with a problem like The Donald?
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you → deal → Donald
The simple answer is that you don’t.
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you → do → ?
The normal rules of political engagement don’t apply.
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rules → apply → engagement
What’s agreed one day can be forgotten the next.
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agreed → agree → ?
Any deal can be interrupted with a temper tantrum at any time.
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deal → interrupt → time
Trying to second-guess Donald Trump is a fool’s errand.
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Trying → try → Trump
So the primary aim of Andy Burnham’s first face-to-face meeting with Trump was to get out alive with his – and the UK’s – self-respect intact.
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respect → get → Trump
And whatever he did, not to offer the president a third state visit.
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he → do → visit
Keir Starmer never really lived that one down.
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Starmer → live → one
Putting out on the first date only encourages the other person to think you’re a pushover.
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you → put → person
The hoped-for result was a pleasant and almost forgettable bilateral meeting at the United Nations general assembly in New York.
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result → hop → York
It was only scheduled to last 30 minutes, so more like speed dating – one step up from two world leaders shooting the breeze while getting to know each other.
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It → schedule → other
Where differences could be acknowledged without causing a major diplomatic incident.
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differences → acknowledge → incident
All of which falls pretty comfortably within Burnham’s skill set.
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All → fall → set
He’s comfortable in his skin in a way that Keir never was.
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Keir → ’ → way
Or maybe the artifice is just better concealed.
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artifice → conceal → ?
He understands that trash-talking is all in a day’s work for most politicians.
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talking → understand → politicians
In the past, he may have called Trump all sorts of things.
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he → call → things
Things change.
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Things → change → ?
Now he would be welcoming the US president to the G20 in Manchester next year.
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he → welcome → Manchester
Who would have guessed?
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Who → guess → ?
And it all looked to have gone pretty much to plan.
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it → look → plan
Maybe Trump also wanted this meeting to go well.
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meeting → want → ?
His poll ratings in the US are dire, the midterm elections look like trouble and The Donald needs all the friends he can get – even if he had just tried to lose a few more of them in his speech to the UN earlier.
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he → look → UN
Still, at least he hadn’t threatened to invade a Nato country this time.
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he → threaten → country
And it’s always good to learn of countries you never knew existed.
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you → ’ → countries
Taking questions with Trump afterwards, Andy didn’t look quite as self-assured as usual – he seemed very much on edge – but who could blame him for that?
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who → take → that
This was his first time as prime minister at the UN and The Donald always has it in him to blow any meeting out of the water.
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Donald → have → water
It was Andy who went first, trying to remember what they had just talked about.
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they → go → what
That was it – they had talked about Iran.
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they → talk → Iran
In his earlier speech, The Donald had suggested it was a toss-up whether he came to a deal with Iran or whether he annihilated it.
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he → suggest → it
The war was causing a massive hit to the cost of living.
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war → cause → living
He chose not to highlight the irony of Trump calling on Volodymyr Zelenskyy to stop bombing Russian refineries as it was playing havoc with the cost of oil.
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it → choose → oil
Burnham then bigged up the deal with Saudi Arabia.
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Burnham → bigge → Arabia
The one where we send one plane to refuel Saudi fighters that don’t need refuelling because their targets are only a few hundred miles away.
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targets → send → refuelling
Finally, he mentioned the Falklands.
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he → mention → Falklands
By now The Donald was looking a wee bit bored.
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Donald → look → ?
Unsure where the Falklands are or why they had been talking about them.
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they → unsure → them
Perhaps he was wondering why he was looking even more orange than usual.
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he → wonder → ?
Then came the actual questions.
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questions → come → ?
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