Welcome to Tuesday Screencaps where we stop and think about what the reaction would be from female athletes if Lizzo was the one doing the prediction market ad instead of Sydney Sweeney.
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Lizzo → welcome → Sweeney
I've seen a whole lot of fake outrage over the last few days from female athletes who are fake outraged over Sweeney's nearly naked promo videos where her goal is to catch the attention of men who have money to blow on gambling.
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who → see → gambling
Stop and think of what the same bozos yelling about Sweeney would say if Lizzo was holding a couple of footballs over her rack.
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Lizzo → stop → rack
• So brave
• So stunning
• YAAASSSSS QUEEEENNN
• Slay!
• She's owning her sexuality on her OWN TERMS!
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She → own → TERMS
These frauds hate Sweeney because of some MAGA hat at a party like four years ago.
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frauds → hate → party
Long live Sweeney!
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Sweeney → live → ?
BTW, we need another Sweeney to step forward.
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we → need → Sweeney
These brands need a Sweeney alternative.
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brands → need → alternative
Chiefs heiress Gracie Hunt shares emotional message ahead of MNF
"One nation, under God.
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heiress → share → God
There are moments that remind you what a privilege it is to call this country home.
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it → be → country
Standing beneath the stars and stripes as our National Anthem filled Arrowhead and a B-2 soared overhead was one of them.
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one → stand → them
Just days after we remembered September 11th, I’m especially grateful for the courage, sacrifice, and service that have protected our freedom—and for the men and women who continue to defend it.
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who → remember → it
May we never take for granted the land of the free because of the brave.
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we → take → brave
God bless America," Hunt wrote last night on social media.
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Hunt → bless → media
I'll be honest, I get burnt out on Gracie content because it's non-stop and it's always so perfect, but she hit a home run last night for the home opener.
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she → burn → opener
This is how it's done.
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it → do → ?
Stick it right in the faces of those who will gladly vote for scumbags like El-Sayed in Michigan.
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who → stick → Michigan
Make them remember what this country stands for.
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country → make → what
Send photos, stories, tips, rants—whatever you've got.
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you → send → whatever
You guys need to start tagging me on content you're seeing.
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you → need → content
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Do you host a Buffalo Bills tailgate?
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you → join → tailgate
I'm now 24 hours out from making my very first trip to Buffalo for a Bills game.
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I → make → game
If you have a Bills tailgate, I want to come.
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I → have → tailgate
Let me know where it's at and I'll stop by as long as it's not two miles from the stadium.
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it → let → stadium
A question I don't want to answer because it ruins the vibes
– Nick asks: Who is on your reverse Mt. Rushmore of Cincinnati Bengals QBs?
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Who → want → QBs
Why would you do this to me, Nick?
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you → do → me
Here I am riding a high with the Bengals defense shutting down a really good offense and you want me to think back to QBs who destroyed my college years?
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who → rid → years
OK, I'll give you one.
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I → give → one
Are you on high alert when AI dorks say the government needs to solve AI issues?
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government → say → issues
The (current) world of youth sports that we're living in
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we → live → that
Greg in Omaha writes: I am an assistant coach on my son’s 4th grade tackle football team, and we had to reschedule practice tonight because of storms in Omaha.
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we → write → Omaha
We reset for later this week and a couple of parents chimed in that it would be heard for their kids to attend because basketball practice is starting this week.
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practice → reset → parents
I have so many questions: Why is basketball practicing in September?
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basketball → have → September
What do they do at basketball practice, hold hands and practice flopping?I’m sure these are unanswerable, but we need to go back to a time where kids could be in one sport per season and quite frankly basketball bleeding into football season is borderline blasphemous in Nebraska.
Kinsey
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bleeding → do → Nebraska
Why are teams holding 4th grade basketball practice in September?
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teams → hold → September
Because the boys will fall behind, Greg.
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boys → fall → ?
We all know that.
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We → know → that
If you're not playing football, baseball and basketball this time of year, there's no way your 4th grader will be successful in life.
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grader → play → life
Modern parents look at social media all day long.
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parents → look → media
On Instagram and Facebook, they see their friends' kids traveling across the country playing soccer and basketball.
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kids → see → soccer
…and 36 more, not listed.
The Aporia
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