High-Minded Words for a Low Form of Politics

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The Dispatch · collected 2026-10-09 · by Jonah Goldberg

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Jonah Goldberg's latest G-File newsletter discusses the current political climate through the lens of an analogy to ancient Roman practices, specifically referencing high-minded rhetoric masking low forms of politics. He humorously critiques contemporary American political discourse by comparing it to historical Roman traditions, suggesting that modern politicians often employ lofty language while engaging in base political tactics.
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Story summary

In his column titled "The G-File," Jonah Goldberg humorously notes in 2023 that many men spend an excessive amount of time contemplating ancient Rome. He directs this observation to a broad audience, even mentioning Cornhuskers, likely referring to fans or residents of Nebraska. Goldberg's piece is part of his bi-weekly newsletter where he provides commentary on politics and culture. The article does not specify exact dates but references events from the year 2023.

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Jonah Goldberg
42 article(s) here · 1 carrying a prediction
🔮 Dear Reader (even you Cornhuskers willing to shuck out three grand for one of them used urinal troughs), In 2023 there was that whole thing about how all men—or a lot of men—spend a shocking amount of time thinking about ancient Rome.
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🔮 Ladies and gentlemen. Could I please have your attention?
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2026-09-30 · assertive framing · Because He Can
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2026-09-30 · assertive framing · The Scientific Republic | Interview: Tony Mills
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2026-09-29 · assertive framing · Can Democrats Flip a Kansas Senate Seat?
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2026-09-26 · assertive framing · Feelin’ A Little Irish | Ruminant
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Cornhuskers Rome the G-File

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Cornhuskers NORP · 1× Jonah Goldberg’s PERSON · 1× Rome GPE · 1× the G-File ORG · 1×

Narrative

Dear Reader (even you Cornhuskers willing to shuck out three grand for one of them used urinal troughs), In 2023 there was that whole thing about how all men—or a lot of men—spend a shocking amount of time thinking about ancient Rome.
framing: assertive · carried by 1 article(s) · first seen 2026-10-09
🔮 Dear Reader (even you Cornhuskers willing to shuck out three grand for one of them used urinal troughs), In 2023 there was that whole thing about how all men—or a lot of men—spend a shocking amount of time thinking about ancient Rome.
2026-10-09 · The Dispatch
High-Minded Words for a Low Form of Politics · assertive framing

Claims (2 extracted, 0 hedged)

You’re reading the G-File, Jonah Goldberg’s twice-weekly “news”letter providing his unique—and humorous—take on politics and culture. asserted
You → read → politics
Dear Reader (even you Cornhuskers willing to shuck out three grand for one of them used urinal troughs), In 2023 there was that whole thing about how all men—or a lot of men—spend a shocking amount of time thinking about ancient Rome. asserted
men → shuck → Rome
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