In the advice column "Dear Abby," a man named Not A Party Animal asks for guidance on organizing his own birthday party after years of being overshadowed by family celebrations for his mother. The article suggests he take charge of planning his parties and clearly state that they are solely for him, recommending also to organize separate events for his mother. Another reader, Frustrated Neighbor, seeks advice about the poor care of a 94-year-old bedridden neighbor who is being neglected by his caregiver; Abby advises the neighbor to encourage the caregiver to move her charge to a nursing home and offers help in researching options if necessary.
Written locally by qwen2.5:14b on 2026-10-09,
using this article's own text rather than the other coverage of the
same event (that is the story summary below).
I am a man in my late 60s who hasn’t had a family birthday party since I was a child.
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I → have → party
My mother’s birthday is seven days from mine, so celebrations were always for her, and mine were sort of lost in the shuffle.
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mine → lose → shuffle
This was never a problem for me when I was younger, but as I get older, I think it would be nice to have a party.
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it → get → party
When I was 50, there was a surprise party for me, but shortly after the party started, I was informed that I was sharing the event with Mom.
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I → be → Mom
When we sat down together to open gifts, Mom had many, and I had few.
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I → sit → few
Later, many guests apologized and said they had not been told the party was for me, just Mom.
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party → apologize → me
I may have appeared upset, but, because I did not want to hurt her feelings, I told my sister I was uncomfortable being celebrated.
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I → appear → sister
She spread this to other family members, which is the reason everyone has avoided celebrations for me ever since.
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everyone → spread → me
Is this fixable without hurting anyone, or has this misunderstanding doomed me to a partyless life?
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misunderstanding → hurt → life
— NOT A PARTY ANIMAL
DEAR NOT A PARTY ANIMAL: You are not “doomed.”
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You → doom → ?
You just need to start taking responsibility for your own parties.
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You → need → parties
For the next few years, organize your birthday gatherings exactly the way you want them to be.
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them → organize → gatherings
(Also make sure someone plans a separate soiree for Mom.)
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someone → make → Mom
This will show others you are open to celebrating yourself.
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you → show → yourself
It will also let them know how you like your parties in case they decide to surprise you again in the future.
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they → let → future
I live in an apartment complex for low-income elderly or disabled people.
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I → live → people
It’s not assisted living; if we need help, we must hire whatever help isn’t covered by insurance.
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help → ’ → insurance
The 94-year-old man next door has become 100% bedridden and has requested to go to a nursing home.
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man → become → home
The woman who cares for him (and also has power of attorney) does a good job when she’s there, but she is social and is consistently late because she stops outdoors and talks to other residents before coming in to tend to him.
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she → care → him
Today she drove in at 8:30 a.m. but didn’t come inside until after 9, meaning he’d been left for more than 18 hours between meals and changing.
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he → drive → meals
Often he calls out for help, but at 85, I cannot and should not try to help him.
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I → call → him
It’s upsetting.
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It → ’ → ?
Is there something I can do?
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I → do → ?
Should I just mind my own business?
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I → mind → business
It’s understandable that you’re upset.
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you → ’ → ?
This man needs to be moved to a nursing home immediately if not sooner.
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man → need → home
Have you spoken to the caregiver?
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you → speak → caregiver
She’ll need to coordinate between his insurance company, the state or local department of senior services, and possibly Medicaid.
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She → need → services
If you’re feeling generous, offer to help her research what’s needed to get him into a safer environment.
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what → feel → environment
Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van Buren.
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Abby → write → Buren
For nearly four decades, Jeanne Phillips penned this column, which was founded in 1956 by her mother, Pauline Phillips.
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which → pen → mother
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