[This is one of the finalists in the 2026 book review contest, written by an ACX reader who will remain anonymous until after voting is done.
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I’ll be posting about one of these a week for several months.
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When you’ve read them all, I’ll ask you to vote for a favorite, so remember which ones you liked
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Let’s meet the hero of our story.
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He is born Thomas Urquhart in the year 1611.
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He is the third of his name and in line to become the 12th chief of the clan Urquhart, one of the older aristocratic families in Northern Scotland.
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He → become → Scotland
As such, Thomas grows up in the Castle of Cromarty, attended by numerous servants and tutors.
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Thomas → grow → servants
It is a true medieval castle, erected in the 1200s out of timber and grey stone, perched on a hill above the town of Cromarty.
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It is moated, walled, turreted, and battlemented, and rises six stories to a height of one hundred and sixty feet above a narrow stream.
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Thomas grows up in these immense stone hallways, looking out from the battlements towards the sea.
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Thomas → grow → sea
The great hall where he has dinner is a massive dark chamber lined with oak.
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he → have → oak
One hundred soldiers have exercised here with pikes, and the large chimney has room for a dozen men to stand comfortably.
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men → exercise → room
While noble guests hunt for fowl on the estate, a young Thomas busies himself in the castle keep studying optics, trigonometry, natural philosophy, theories of color, the squaring of the circle, and Napier’s logarithms.
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Thomas → hunt → circle
He is tutored in Latin, Greek, and French.
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He → tutor → Latin
He pores over the family genealogy, and hears stories of the great battles that his ancestors had fought in the past.
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ancestors → pore → past
He learns the aristocratic arts: how to fence with sword and dagger, how to shoot a bow, how to wield a lance on horseback — already antiquated in this era of rifles and cannons.
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Above all, he is taught to honor and defend the three pillars of his fading world: family, Scotland, and crown.
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he → teach → world
He will grow up to be a failure in almost every aspect of his life.
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At age eleven he attends King’s College, which was apparently par for the course back in the 1600s.
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Thomas Hobbes went to university at thirteen, Francis Bacon at twelve, John Donne at eleven.
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Hobbes → go → eleven
It also seems like every other person in Britain was a genius in that century.
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person → seem → century
In his twenties, Urquhart travels to the continent to complete his education.
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Urquhart → travel → education
He dresses well.
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He improves his grasp of French, Italian, and Spanish.
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He hobnobs with other royals and sees the artistic masterpieces that one is supposed to see.
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Additionally, he duels anyone who shows the slightest disrespect to his native Scotland.
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who → duel → Scotland
The rest of his time is taken up with scavenging through old alleys and stalls for rare and expensive books which he brings back as plunder to his castle at Cromarty.
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In 1639, he feels the first rupture in his world.
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The Thirty Years’ War has been raging in Central Europe since he was seven.
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The Protestants themselves are squabbling.
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Hairline fissures emerge over minute theological nuances, which will soon widen into uncountable sects: Diggers, Seekers, Ranters, Quakers, Levellers, and Muggletonians.
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Scotland is dominated by touchy Calvinists, who always suspect the English monarch will go back over to the Pope.
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monarch → dominate → Pope
But in 1639, things come to a head.
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things → come → head
In response to King Charles I’s attempt to assert royal supremacy over all religious matters in the isles, Scotland breaks out in riots and protests.
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Representatives across the country come together and vow to resist any theological innovations from London.
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They are known as Covenanters.
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Urquhart, however, lives in the small Royalist part of Scotland around Aberdeen in the north that doesn’t sign on, an island within an island.
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that → live → island
And so the pugnacious Urquhart finds himself at war with his fellow Scots.
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himself → find → Scots
All accounts suggest that, as a soldier, Urquhart was endearingly inept.
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His entry into the war is spirited but lacks the sort of prudence one would hope for in a military man.
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one → lack → man
…and 175 more, not listed.
The Aporia
