WHERE DO I LINE UP to get Canadian citizenship?
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I → line → citizenship
Americans have sought refuge in Canada for all kinds of reasons over the centuries.
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Americans → seek → centuries
Fugitive slaves crossed the border to avoid being returned to their owners.
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slaves → cross → owners
Later came tens of thousands of Vietnam War resisters.
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thousands → come → resisters
Now it’s common to hear Americans talk about moving there to escape the Trump administration, and some are actually doing it.
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some → ’ → it
Leaving Donald Trump behind is an excellent reason to relocate north of the border, and I can’t say I’m not tempted—especially now.
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I → leave → border
That’s because Prime Minister Mark Carney just exposed Trump’s absurd delusions of conquest with a series of hair-raising details about the trade negotiations that began over a year ago.
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that → ’ → negotiations
“We recognized from the start that America has changed,” Carney said Saturday.
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Carney → recognize → start
“Our government understood before many . . . that it would put a series of tariffs on its closest allies and use economic integration as a weapon.
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it → understand → weapon
We recognized that sometimes, its signature was written in pencil.”
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signature → recognize → pencil
Then, asked for examples of last-minute deal-breakers, he offered three he said would have compromised Canada’s economy, culture, and sovereignty.
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he → ask → economy
It was only June when Trump told an Italian TV station that Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni had “begged” him for a photo at the G7 Summit.
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Meloni → tell → Summit
This triggered an international incident: A fed-up Meloni called Trump’s claim “completely fabricated” and said she was stunned.
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she → trigger → claim
“There is one thing he should remember,” she added.
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she → be → ?
“Italy and I do not beg.”
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Italy → beg → ?
The Italian foreign minister, Antonio Tajani, called Trump’s remark offensive to Meloni and his country, and immediately canceled a planned U.S. trip.
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minister → call → trip
Then came Trump last week ordering the Pentagon to substantially cut back this year’s joint military drills with South Korea.
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Trump → come → Korea
He cited the U.S. ally’s refusal to help fight Iran (Trump’s ongoing catastrophic war of choice) as well as his own “good relationship” with North Korea’s Kim Jong-un, supreme leader of the nuclear-armed Communist dictatorship.
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He → cite → dictatorship
“Kim Jong-un has always treated me with great respect,” Trump said.
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Trump → treat → respect
“I understand him.
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I → understand → him
He understands me.”
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He → understand → me
Translation: We wouldn’t want to provoke such a nice guy; that would be “inappropriate and hostile.”
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that → want → guy
South Korean President Lee Jae Myung’s response amounted to “get off our lawn” and do it faster.
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response → amount → it
The U.S. military has been deeply involved in South Korean defense since the Korean War, and Lee has been working toward regaining full control.
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Lee → involve → control
A Guardian headline nutshelled it: “South Korea president calls for military independence in wake of Trump call to cut joint drills.”
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president → nutshelle → drills
Words fail, as they so often do these days, in considering these incidents with Italy and South Korea.
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they → fail → Italy
And yet, what Trump has wrought with Canada lifts us to mind-boggling heights of gall and fantasy.
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wrought → work → gall
Take the three demands from Trump, via Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, that Carney said drove him to suspend negotiations:
Limits on Canada’s ability to negotiate and sign trade deals.
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Canada has negotiated twenty economic and security partnerships in the last year, and forthcoming deals in the next six months could double its market access.
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“We’re the partner of choice in many respects for countries around the world and the Americans wanted to restrict that.
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. . . It’s a power play and becomes a question of sovereignty.”
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Continual efforts “until the very last minute” to restrict French language protections (like bilingual labels), Canadian culture, “and in effect our sovereignty,” even though “these issues were never on the table” and never will be.
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issues → restrict → table
Late U.S. demands that would have been unfair to Canadian auto parts and extended favorable tariff treatment to some cars and trucks but not others.
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that → extend → cars
The exclusions were “a big change” with no rationale given, Carney said, and would have made Canadian vehicle production “more uneconomic over time.”
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production → give → time
Why negotiate for over a year and then, at the very end, make egregious demands no self-respecting nation would or could accept?
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“We cannot cave to a bully,” Canadian author Louise Penny wrote on Facebook.
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Penny → cave → Facebook
“It was Trump who threatened ruinous tariffs to begin with, out of the blue.
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who → threaten → blue
He declared the war.”
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He → declare → war
Our reporting and opinion journalism doesn’t happen on its own—it takes planning, persistence, and talented people, backed up by the resources needed to tell the stories that matter.
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that → happen → stories
And our Bulwark+ members make all that work possible.
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work → make → ?
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