The Vikings get the QB they desperately need
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they → get → QB
After what happened on Monday night, the Minnesota Vikings had to do this.
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Vikings → happen → this
In a dispiriting loss to the Buffalo Bills, the Vikings saw their tremendous defense go to waste, as Carson Wentz completed eight of 25 passes for 81 yards, no touchdowns, two interceptions, and a passer rating of 8.9.
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Wentz → see → 8.9
It was one of the worst quarterback performances in recent history, and it continued a run of recent QB futility for the Vikings, from JJ McCarthy to Kyler Murray to Wentz.
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it → continue → Wentz
Vikings defensive coordinator Brian Flores is out-scheming every other coach in the league right now with his laboratory of blitzes and coverages.
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Flores → scheme → blitzes
But it’s starting to matter less and less, because opposing offenses know that you can wait that defense out when there’s no juice on the other side of the ball.
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you → start → ball
The Vikings rank first in scoring defense (116 points allowed), but they’re 27th in points scored (146).
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they → rank → points
This is not sustainable, which is why Minnesota welcomed ur-suburban dad Kirk Cousins back to the team he led from 2018-2023 by sending a 2027 third-round pick to the Las Vegas Raiders.
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he → welcome → Raiders
The 38-year-old is in his 15th NFL season, and he’s not quite the player he used to be, but he’s a massive improvement over everyone else in the Vikings building at his position.
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he → ’ → position
This season, Cousins has completed 202 of 315 passes for 2,340 yards, 20 touchdowns, eight interceptions, and a passer rating of 97.1.
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Cousins → complete → 97.1
The rest of the Vikings QBs this season have combined for 137 of 225 passes for 1,286 yards, eight touchdowns, five interceptions, and a passer rating of 82.0.
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rest → combine → 82.0
Cousins enters an NFC North that may be the most brutally competitive division in NFL history, but if he plays like he has this season so far, the Vikings have more than a puncher’s chance.
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Vikings → enter → chance
Do the Vikings like that?
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Vikings → like → that
We suspect that they do.
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they → suspect → ?
And in addition to his play on the field, he should bring a maturity and calm to the quarterback position in Minnesota, something that McCarthy and Murray’s critics have said they have lacked at points during their careers.
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they → bring → careers
As for the Raiders, they essentially pick up a free third-rounder after signing Cousins to a one-year, $11.3m fully guaranteed contract, and selecting Indiana quarterback Fernando Mendoza with the first overall pick in the 2026 draft.
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they → pick → draft
The plan all along was for Cousins to start until Mendoza was ready for the rigors of the NFL.
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Mendoza → start → NFL
We’re about to see if he is.
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he → ’re → ?
The Bears go all-in (and win) with the Jeffery Simmons trade
It usually takes a minute for a traded player, no matter how good he may be, to make a considerable difference with his new team.
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he → go → team
That player has to deal with a new city, teammates and schemes– it’s not an easy adjustment.
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it → have → city
But when the Chicago Bears traded 2027 and 2028 first-round draft picks and a 2027 fourth-rounder to the Tennessee Titans for defensive tackle Jeffery Simmons and a 2028 fifth-round draft pick … well, it cost a lot, but it made Chicago’s defense better – immediately.
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defense → trade → lot
Per SumerSports, the Bears have gone from 6.39 to 4.45 yards per play allowed with Simmons on the field, and he’s made other Chicago defenders better, from edge rusher (and former Mississippi State teammate) Montez Sweat to linebacker Devin Bush.
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defenders → go → Bush
In Chicago’s 27-24 Sunday night win over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, it was that defense which took over, as the usually potent Bears offense had its issues against the Bucs’ top-tier defense.
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offense → take → defense
Caleb Williams threw four interceptions, and Chicago won a game in which they committed five or more turnovers for the first time since they did so twice in the 2006 season – including a 24-23 win over the Arizona Cardinals that led to the greatest postgame press conference ever, courtesy of Cardinals head coach Dennis Green.
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that → throw → Green
With the offense playing at its usual pace and the defense at an entirely new level, the Simmons trade is a prime example of what a big-time trade should do – turn a good team into a great one.
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do → play → one
Seattle’s Quenton Nelson trade may hit its own unfortunate deadline
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trade → hit → deadline
The Seattle Seahawks needed to revive a run game that has been below average since the team let last season’s Super Bowl MVP, Kenneth Walker III, walk to the Kansas City Chiefs.
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MVP → need → Chiefs
They believed they can solve their rushing problem by sending a 2027 third-round draft pick and a 2028 fifth-round draft pick to the Indianapolis Colts for offensive guard Quenton Nelson, the eight-time Pro Bowler who will eventually find his way to the Hall of Fame.
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who → believe → Fame
Nelson still has plenty to offer at the age of 30.
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Nelson → have → 30
But these deals don’t always work out the way teams hope.
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teams → work → ?
Seattle’s first game with Nelson was a 34-17 loss to the Bears, who came into Lumen Field with Simmons in tow, and wrecked any offensive plans the Seahawks made.
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Seahawks → come → plans
Nelson is a left guard, which meant that the Seahawks moved 2025 first-round pick Grey Zabel to the right side, where he hadn’t played since 2023, when he was at North Dakota State.
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he → mean → State
Moving from one side to the other is never as easy for offensive linemen as people may think, and the Bears wisely lined Simmons up more on Zabel’s side than Nelson’s – 88% to 12%, per Pro Football Focus.
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Bears → move → Focus
This allowed Simmons and his energized cohorts to pressure Sam Darnold ceaselessly, and the quarterback is now out with a quadriceps injury and a cracked rib.
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quarterback → allow → injury
Backup Drew Lock started Seattle’s win over the Arizona Cardinals last week, and Zabel moved back to the left side, because Nelson is now recovering from a knee procedure, and is week-to-week.
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Nelson → start → week
Because Nelson won’t have time to acclimate to his new line, and Zabel won’t have time to acclimate to his new right side.
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Zabel → have → side
Plus, Nelson is in the final year of the four-year, $80m contract extension he signed in 2022.
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he → sign → 2022
If Nelson misses significant time, and the 5-4 Seahawks can’t find their way into the playoffs, whatever positive effects Nelson’s acquisition might have provided will be meaningless in the long term.
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provided → miss → term
The Jaguars go all-in with big deals
It has become more than apparent that the Jacksonville Jaguars are all-in this season.
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Jaguars → go → deals
Which makes sense.
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Which → make → sense
…and 28 more, not listed.
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