Recently, I developed a pain in my arm, which turned out to be caused by two compressed nerves.
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which → develop → nerves
I tried pain relief and injections, but neither worked, and eventually I had little choice but to have spinal surgery.
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I → try → surgery
The operation took three hours, and I spent 24 hours afterwards in the ICU.
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I → take → ICU
And while the bed was as narrow as an ironing board, I was far too sleepy to care.
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I → care → board
For the first eight hours of my stay, I drifted in and out of consciousness.
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I → drift → consciousness
I woke up late in the evening, jerked into life by a horrific noise.
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I → wake → noise
It was an anguished choking – a guttural inhale followed by a deep, groaning exhale.
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It → follow → exhale
It took me a moment to figure out where I was.
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I → take → moment
That’s when I became aware that the sound was coming from the only other person in the room.
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sound → ’ → room
It was a man, lying in the bed opposite, only a couple of metres separating us.
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couple → lie → us
He was flat on his back, and I couldn’t sit up straight, so I couldn’t see his face.
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I → sit → face
All I could see was the vague outline of his body, and the tubes running out of his arms.
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I → see → arms
But I could hear him.
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I → hear → him
The sounds he was making were truly dreadful.
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he → make → ?
GRRRRROWWW! the man moaned, so loudly I startled.
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I → moan → ?
My arm dislodged from my pulse oximeter, and the monitor beeped frantically.
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monitor → dislodge → oximeter
I felt a flicker of irritation – I desperately wanted to go back to sleep – and then guilty for being so uncharitable.
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I → feel → sleep
A nurse hurried over and began flicking some switches.
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nurse → hurry → switches
The beeping stopped.
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beeping → stop → ?
“All fixed,” she said.
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she → fix → ?
“How are you feeling?”
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you → feel → ?
“Not great,” I croaked, my voice hoarse.
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voice → croak → ?
And then I thought of my roommate, and realised how fortunate I was.
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I → think → roommate
I was going to get better!
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I → go → ?
I beckoned to the nurse to come closer, then lifted my tethered hand and pointed to my neighbour.
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I → beckon → neighbour
“Is he going to make it?” I whispered.
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I → go → it
The nurse laughed.
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nurse → laugh → ?
“Oh, he’s fine.
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he → ’ → ?
He’s just snoring!”
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He → snore → ?
Suddenly, I did not feel fortunate at all.
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I → feel → ?
Each time I closed my eyes, I’d be woken by beeps, or my roommate’s deafening snores.
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I → close → beeps
The nurse brought me a pair of industrial strength earplugs.
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nurse → bring → earplugs
Each time I closed my eyes, I’d be woken by beeps, or my roommate’s deafening snores, or a symphony of both.
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I → close → both
The nurse brought me a pair of industrial strength earplugs, but even they couldn’t block the sounds this man was making.
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man → bring → sounds
He was a full percussion orchestra wrapped a white hospital gown, and I knew I was never going to sleep.
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I → wrap → ?
No amount of pain medication could save me.
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amount → save → me
It was not until after 7am that the torment ended.
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torment → end → am
“Sleep well?” I could hear the nurse ask him.
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nurse → sleep → him
“Like a log!” he replied cheerfully.
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he → reply → log
Wow, I thought.
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I → think → ?
…and 23 more, not listed.