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2026-09-06 · New York Post

Fashion victim in fur suit sparks Bigfoot panic in small Maine town: ‘Very convincing’

🔮 Officer William Smith located the elusive creature “sitting peacefully” on Main Street and realized he was actually just a man in a “very convincing” Bigfoot costume, police wrote in a statement. mixed

2026-09-07 · New York Post

Unruly airline passenger who had to be duct-taped to seat after N-word meltdown fired from Arizona realty company

🔮 The flight was diverted to Baltimore due to a “disruptive customer,” and Lundeen was removed from the plane and arrested upon landing, before passengers could continue to their destination, American Airlines told The Post. assertive

2026-09-07 · New York Post

British police on the hunt for 70K pints of Guinness stout stolen in dead of night

🔮 “We will settle for nothing less than the full recovery of all the items stolen.” assertive

2026-09-17 · New York Post

National Park staff forced to kill black bear over ‘poor decisions’ made by visitors

🔮 National Park workers in Wyoming were forced to kill a black bear over “poor decisions” made by visitors who wouldn’t stop feeding the animal, according to authorities. assertive

2026-09-17 · New York Post

New cat species identified for first time in 100 years — it’s 3 pounds and looks like a mini leopard

🔮 But after a year living beside the wild animal, the owner thought the creature might be better off at a sanctuary, the publication reported. assertive

2026-09-18 · New York Post

Police investigating claims two missing moms were ‘followed’ before being found dead in submerged Jeep

🔮 The results of the women’s autopsies and toxicology tests could take weeks to complete, Millin said. assertive

2026-09-18 · New York Post

Staffers at tech giants knew AI tools posed ‘existential threat’ to news publishers: court docs

🔮 High-level staffers at a pair of top tech companies knew that scraping online news content to bolster their AI models could have devastating impacts on publishers – but that didn’t stop them, according to a bombshell legal filing. assertive

2026-09-18 · New York Post

Special needs girl, 7, dies in possible freak seat belt accident on school bus

🔮 Talla, a student at Roselawn Condon School in Cincinnati, may have gotten stuck in a seatbelt leading up to her tragic death assertive

2026-09-18 · New York Post

Grieving family of mom, 24, whose body was pulled from sunken Jeep releases heartbreaking obituary

🔮 “She was a loving, protective, and devoted mother who would always find a way to make things happen for her boys. assertive

2026-09-18 · New York Post

‘Bourbon Street Hustler’ found guilty of negligent homicide in Super Bowl reporter’s death

🔮 “Ladies and gentlemen, I wish I could tell you something different, but the truth is, there is nothing anybody in this room can do to bring Adan Manzano back to his family,” Assistant District Attorney Brendan Bowen told jurors in closing arguments Thursday, urging them to convict the pair. assertive

2026-09-19 · New York Post

Father of four kids killed by deranged mom, grandma in NY murder-suicide to sue for $400M

🔮 On one particularly disturbing occasion in May 2024, three of the kids were sent to Albany Medical Center after all four of them became ill and showed signs of having an opiate overdose while attending the Mechanicville City School District – with little Gracelynn even requiring Narcan to revive her, according to the docs. mixed

2026-09-20 · New York Post

There’s a ‘0% chance’ AI will end the world by 2030, Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang assures

🔮 Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang has dismissed dire warnings that artificial intelligence could soon lead to humanity’s extinction — calling such predictions overblown “doomsday narratives.” assertive

2026-09-21 · New York Post

Patrick Clancy describes 8-month-old son Callan dying in his arms days after Lindsay strangled kids in heart-wrenching ‘60 Minutes’ interview

🔮 “I really thought there was a chance that Callan would live. assertive

2026-09-21 · New York Post

Patrick Clancy said ex-wife Lindsay never asked for forgiveness for killing their 3 kids — but he ‘gave it to her’ anyway

🔮 “And I think when it comes to forgiveness, I also felt that if I didn’t get there, I would be eaten up inside forever,” the grieving dad said. assertive

2026-09-21 · New York Post

Man dodges $12,055 late fee by returning 132-year-old magazine to New Hampshire library

🔮 An elderly man returned a magazine checked out from his New Hampshire library more than 130 years late — and would have racked up a whopping $12,055 in fines if late fees hadn’t been frozen. assertive

2026-09-21 · New York Post

Girl, 11, dies after hidden branch pierces her heart while doing ‘commando crawl’ in mud flat

🔮 Half an inch to the right and it would just have glanced off her ribcage and left a bruise and a scratch. assertive

2026-09-21 · New York Post

Woman sparks panicked search after touching rabid bat on Minneapolis street

🔮 Early rabies symptoms may include irritability, headache, fever, double vision, and itching or pain at the exposure site. assertive

2026-09-22 · New York Post

‘Disgruntled’ car owner slaps ‘shame sticker’ on NYC sanitation car

🔮 “Our hope remains that Albany will pass a bill that allows automated camera enforcement so that we do not have to use these stickers.” assertive

2026-09-24 · New York Post

NYC press pass-flaunting Luigi Mangione fangirl works as aide in NJ councilman’s office

🔮 Rios and fellow “Mangionistas” Ashley Rojas and Lena Weissbrot sparked outrage after proudly trumpeting their press passes they received from New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s administration during a key evidentiary hearing in the murder case in May. assertive

2026-09-25 · New York Post

Mayor Mamdani to join NYC broadcast of ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

🔮 New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani will be in the guest seat next week for a special Big Apple broadcast of ABC’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” the network announced Thursday. assertive

2026-09-25 · New York Post

Nolan Wells’ autopsy overlooked key part of the body, expert says: ‘I was shocked’

🔮 The witness, who testified under oath, couldn’t definitely say whether the college student struck his head during the fall. assertive

2026-09-25 · New York Post

Georgia mom, 26, ID’d by family as missing woman found dismembered in plastic tub

🔮 Smyrna Lt. Meredith Holt declined to officially identify Mosely as the victim, telling reporters that they have not yet recovered the rest of the body and DNA analysis will be necessary for the medical examiner to complete their report. assertive

2026-09-25 · New York Post

Portland police K-9 fatally shot on final shift before retirement while chasing murder suspect

🔮 The Portland Police Bureau will lead the investigation into the officer-involved shooting, authorities said. assertive

2026-09-27 · New York Post

Identical twin doctors return to run ER in hometown where they grew up so poor they had no running water

🔮 “And I don’t think I could have dreamt it 40-some years ago.” assertive

2026-09-27 · New York Post

Airbnb renter turns tables on armed home invader with one gunshot: cops

🔮 “Maybe at least 10, and then everybody was running,” Butler Jr. told the outlet. mixed

2026-09-28 · New York Post

Self-described ‘intuitive healer’ makes chilling admission after fatally stabbing his mom in gated Florida neighborhood: cops

🔮 He also said again that he killed his mother, but couldn’t recall what type of knife he used. mixed

2026-09-28 · New York Post

DA reopens probe into 7 Cornell frat bros who allegedly drugged, gang raped student

🔮 “We want to reexamine whether there’s additional evidence that we were not aware of in November of 2024, that exists now that would change our assessment of the case and would result in the grand jury finding that there was criminal conduct.” assertive

2026-09-28 · New York Post

Woman recalls chilling encounter with vile pornographer, son inside Philly house of horrors linked to 7 missing women

🔮 “Eugene was like, ‘You know I can kill you right and nobody would ever find you,” she said of the encounter. assertive

2026-09-28 · New York Post

No one seems to know who owns Wall Street’s iconic ‘Charging Bull’ statue

🔮 The famous bull — which draws scores of tourists to rub its famously shiny rear for good luck — was reportedly sold by Modica to British billionaire investor Joe Lewis in 2004 on the condition it couldn’t be moved, according to the The City Reporter, which first reported on the mystery However, Lewis’s representatives say the family does not technically own the massive beast, which sits in its agreed-upon home in Bowling Green. assertive

2026-09-29 · New York Post

Creep allegedly kidnapped woman he met on dating app, held her captive in unfinished attic for 6 weeks while trafficking her

🔮 “I would never, ever imagine something happening so close to my home. … assertive

2026-09-29 · New York Post

Trump administration’s Department of Education scraps Biden-era Title IX rules

🔮 “We will continue to relentlessly champion equal opportunity for all Americans and hold accountable any school or college that violates the rights, privacy, or athletic opportunities of our women and girls. assertive

2026-09-29 · New York Post

Lindsay Clancy holdout juror asks for public’s focus to be returned to ‘3 angels’ mom strangled

🔮 And I foremost would like to thank everyone, every individual that has support me throughout this difficult situation.” assertive

2026-09-29 · New York Post

Lone woman death row inmate Christa Pike says she’s ‘at peace’ ahead of execution — as Tennessee gov. denies last-ditch bid for clemency

🔮 “Whether my clemency is granted or not, I am at peace,” convicted murderer Christa Pike wrote in a letter to NBC News before learning that Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee would not grant the condemned killer clemency. assertive

2026-09-29 · New York Post

Mamdani reveals the secret to his chummy relationship with Trump during ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ NYC broadcast

🔮 Mayor Zohran Mamdani on Monday revealed the secret to his chummy relationship with President Trump in a special Big Apple broadcast of “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”. assertive

2026-10-04 · New York Post

Flight attendant’s lifeless body found in Texas creek a year after she went missing, roommate arrested

🔮 Dennis William Day, 67, allegedly admitted to choking Rana Nofal Soluri, 47, an Envoy Air flight attendant, to death. mixed

2026-10-04 · New York Post

Florida man who fatally shot 15-year-old boy looking for phone won’t be charged: cops

🔮 A man who fatally shot a teen searching for his phone in a gated Florida community will not be criminally charged, according to authorities. assertive

2026-10-05 · New York Post

Arrestee, 54, dies after experiencing medical episode in custody at NYPD precinct

🔮 The NYPD’s Force Investigation Division will investigate Newkirk’s death. mixed

2026-10-05 · New York Post

High school runners stumble upon human remains at NY park, possibly solving year-long missing person’s case

🔮 A teen who disturbingly stumbled upon human remains in a quaint Long Island park may have helped solve a year-long missing persons case. mixed

2026-10-05 · New York Post

Viral video captures Arizona State University cheerleader being shoved to ground, pummeled by cops

🔮 “Let him go, let him go,” Bonner could be heard screaming before the altercation unfolded. assertive

2026-10-05 · New York Post

Kalshi bets big on NY with $3M Housing Works donation — despite legal battle with Gov. Hochul

🔮 The multi-year partnership will be the largest single-donor gift in Housing Works’ 36-year history and will expand access to healthcare, job training and community services for thousands of New Yorkers. assertive

2026-10-05 · New York Post

NY declares state disaster emergency over measles outbreak in rural communities

🔮 These emergency measures will protect New Yorkers and support our community partners as they work tirelessly to address the spread of this disease.” assertive

2026-10-07 · New York Post

Unmarked NYPD car slams into cyclist after running red light in Brooklyn: video

🔮 Atlantic Avenue was designated a “Vision Zero” corridor under Mayor Bill De Blasio’s administration — an infrastructure overhaul that was meant to reduce traffic fatalities. assertive

2026-10-09 · New York Post

NY highway boss screams at top official in heated press conference spat: ‘Stop bullying people, George!’

🔮 You could bully everybody else in this town,” Milone yelled at Hoehmann as a man tried to restrain him from attacking the town supervisor. mixed

2026-10-12 · New York Post

Six Flags parkgoer killed after falling off Goliath roller coaster in Georgia: report

🔮 Out of respect for the family’s privacy, we will not be sharing additional details at this time. assertive

2026-10-13 · New York Post

Selma Blair was off meds, in state of ‘severe confusion and disorientation’ during midair meltdown: lawyer

🔮 Blair, whose film credits also include “Legally Blonde” and “Hellboy,” is also set to be hit with at least one federal violation for “assault committed within special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States,’’ sources said. assertive

2026-10-13 · New York Post

Toddler dies after he and firefighter dad are hit by car at Georgia shopping center

🔮 “Samuel and Kiana Skelton are two of the most humble, caring, and genuine people you could ever meet. mixed

2026-10-15 · New York Post

Connecticut orchard claims hot air balloon company has been swiping its apples from the sky in seething post

🔮 The CT Voyagers rep added that the workers at the orchard “verbally threatened” the balloon crew and said they would ruin the company’s “reputation.” assertive

2026-10-16 · New York Post

Hero bystander shot and killed Oregon elementary school teen gunman after deadly rampage: sources

🔮 Local officials are expected to hold another press conference with additional details around 8:30 p.m. EST. assertive

2026-10-18 · New York Post

Diner claims she nearly ate cow tooth stuffed in ‘Democrat’ taco at Tex-Mex restaurant

🔮 The manager of the Torchy’s was informed of the unexpected tooth, but it was “unclear what, if anything, he did to remedy the problem within his food and under his control,” the suit claimed. assertive

2026-10-18 · New York Post

UTSA game went completely silent after Air Force commando’s fatal 170-foot plunge from rafters

🔮 “I am deeply saddened to hear of the passing of an Air Force service member following an unfortunate accident at Saturday’s UTSA-Navy football game,” San Antonio Mayor Gina Ortiz Jones said in a statement on social media. mixed

2026-10-18 · New York Post

Canadian tourist accused of stealing flamingo from Las Vegas Strip says he drank up to 40 beers before pulling off heist

🔮 “I thought it was something that we could joke about for the rest of our lives,” Fairbarn said. assertive

2026-10-19 · New York Post

Firefighters save historic NYC church famous for ‘Godfather’ scene from 4-alarm blaze

🔮 The Fire Marshal’s office will investigate the cause of the blaze. assertive

2026-10-19 · New York Post

Hidden safe, bones found buried at Philly house of horrors tied to 7 missing women: report

🔮 Crews have also been collecting soil samples and are expected to begin examining the front of the Chew Avenue property. mixed

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