The Sydney Morning Herald
· collected 2026-09-15 · by Liam Heitmann-Ryce-LeMercier
An Australian writer moved to Berlin after multiple visits and fell in love with the city's attractions like parks, public transport, nightlife, and scenic areas. However, living there contrasts sharply with short-term visits; the writer finds bureaucratic inefficiencies, high unemployment due to economic stagnation, and rapidly increasing rents challenging realities. A recent survey ranked Germany as the second-worst country for expats globally, especially in terms of essential services like digital accessibility and administrative processes that rely heavily on paper-based systems.
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“I could definitely see myself living here.”
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myself → see → ?
This is the standard line of thinking from most Aussies who spend at least a week in Berlin during its dreamy summer months.
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who → spend → months
I should know, as I actually did move here at the end of last year, after many prior visits to the German capital in which I fell absolutely head over heels for it.
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I → know → it
The public transport system is such that at all hours of the morning, every day of the week, you will never wait longer than nine minutes for your next U-bahn.
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you → wait → bahn
What’s not to love?
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What → ’ → ?
This has been the line of thinking from many of my friends this year, as a steady drip-feed of Australians have passed through Berlin on their Euro summers.
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feed → pass → summers
Their questions were surprisingly aligned: which clubs are good?
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clubs → align → ?
How often do you go out?
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you → go → ?
Which shows have you seen?
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you → see → shows
Which countries have you visited?
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you → visit → countries
The light goes out from their eyes when we tell them, well, we don’t really go out that much and we haven’t been on a holiday since we got here because the drinks here aren’t quite as cheap as you would imagine, and the days of a €50 ($80) flight to Milan are long gone thanks to soaring fuel prices.
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days → go → prices
What my rose-tinted friends don’t seem to understand is the glaring distinction between living in Berlin and visiting Berlin.
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seem → seem → Berlin
A recent survey of expats ranked Germany as the second-worst country overall, from a list of 31 popular choices.
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survey → rank → choices
It ranked dead last in the “expat essentials” category, which involves everything related to bureaucracy and digital services and, once you’ve lived here, the reasons for this become obvious.
Everything in Germany is paper-based – almost nothing digitised.
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nothing → rank → Germany
That PIN code for your health insurance you got sent in the mail five months ago?
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you → send → mail
God help you: there is no digital back-up.
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God → help → you
The economy is another factor that my city-hopping Aussie mates barely consider.
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mates → hop → that
Germany’s GDP has stagnated for the past seven years, which means unemployment is 6.4 per cent, compared with 4.5 per cent in Australia.
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unemployment → stagnate → Australia
That means there are 5.3 million unemployed Germans versus 1.2 million Aussies.
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That → mean → Aussies
The lack of economic growth here means there just isn’t the economic buoyancy to create new roles for jobseekers.
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lack → mean → jobseekers
Trust me, it’s brutal.
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it → trust → me
Especially as Berlin isn’t as cheap as it used to be.
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it → use → ?
Gone are the days of the indefinite lease on your €500/month charming, high-ceilinged Altbau apartment in Neukoelln or some other trendy corner of the city – a fraction of what you’d pay in any other major capital.
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you → go → capital
And you could probably stay there forever thanks to Germany’s secure rental contracts.
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you → stay → contracts
Instead, rents have been soaring.
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rents → soar → ?
In Berlin, they have jumped 77 per cent in the past decade and by about 50 per cent across much of the country.
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they → jump → country
But the biggest thing that will burst your I’d-love-to-live-here balloon is the lack of chit-chat.
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that → burst → chat
In Australia, you could glean the life story from a retired nurse in the queue at the post office.
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you → glean → office
In Berlin, you’re lucky to get a hello even from the people paid to help you.
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you → ’re → you
There is a jarring trend here in which all receptionists, security guards, immigration officials and checkout attendants seem to universally hate their jobs.
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receptionists → be → jobs
The same applies for pavement etiquette.
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same → apply → etiquette
In Germany, pedestrians walk on the right side – and that really is no matter what.
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that → walk → side
If you are stepping around a puddle, or moving out of the way of a pram or weaving around a dog and stray into the left lane of the pavement, you will simply get ploughed into.
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you → step → pavement
Germans simply do not change direction when they are in motion.
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they → change → motion
I have lost count of the times I have been shoulder-barged by a grim-faced pedestrian without a murmur of apology.
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I → lose → apology
This quirky lack of social niceties can be amusing as a visitor – “huh, they’re so German!” – but it does rather grate after the 30th time you hold a door open for someone and they don’t say thanks.
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they → ’re → thanks
The reputation for German efficiency is well placed, yes, it just happens to extend to every single dimension of life and culture here.
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it → place → life
Then, to cap it all off, the winter months are legendary in their grimness.
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months → cap → grimness
Once autumn sets in, and we plunge into the minus-6 degrees territory of deep winter, you will be lucky to catch any daylight after 4pm.
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you → set → 4
And it continues like this for about a third of the year, making what was already a bit of a moody city even more grumpy and unwelcoming.
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what → continue → city
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