The Aporia
The Aporia
Wires, P. (2026, October 22). The Pirate Wires election guide, and the greatest weirdo villain of our times. New York Post. https://nypost.com/2026/10/21/opinion/the-pirate-wires-election-guide-and-elizabeth-holmes-return/
Wires, Pirate. “The Pirate Wires election guide, and the greatest weirdo villain of our times.” New York Post, 22 Oct. 2026, https://nypost.com/2026/10/21/opinion/the-pirate-wires-election-guide-and-elizabeth-holmes-return/.
Wires, Pirate. “The Pirate Wires election guide, and the greatest weirdo villain of our times.” New York Post, October 22, 2026. https://nypost.com/2026/10/21/opinion/the-pirate-wires-election-guide-and-elizabeth-holmes-return/.
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As November's midterm elections approach in California, Pirate Wires has published a ballot guide advising voters on whom and what to support or reject. The publication notably endorses Steve Hilton for governor, despite acknowledging that he is likely to lose, citing his care for California’s prosperity compared to incumbent officials like Xavier Becerra, who mishandled thousands of migrant children.
Pirate Wires also recommends reelecting Stephen Sherrill in District 2 and voting against measures like Prop. 40, a wealth tax initiative supported by Ro Khanna. The guide criticizes opposing candidates on the Board of Education for policies they deem detrimental to educational standards and equity.
The publication urges voters to reject propositions such as supervised drug-use sites and creative but controversial solutions to homelessness, characterizing these proposals as impractical or harmful to public safety and societal norms.
Hey dumbasses — you sent ballots to noncitizens. Fix it, before the House majority gets decided by some illegal landscaper who just arrived from Tegucigalpa.
If they don’t comply, the admin intends to pursue “emergency” court intervention, though I trust California will do a thorough review here … elections in the state are famously secure and oh what’s that? A literal dog voted in California recently?
For the voters in the state who aren’t illegal immigrants/canines: We remind you there’s a Voter ID ballot prop this year (please, PLEASE vote “yes”).
