The King has gone Kitty.
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King → go → ?
Burger King is slinging a new kind of kids meal.
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King → sling → meal
As of October 20, fans of the fast-food chain can go full-on cute AF collectible when they order a Hello Kitty and Friends King Jr. Kids’ Meal.
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they → go → Meal
The new offering includes an entrée, side, and drink plus one of six exclusive Hello Kitty and Friends toys.
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offering → include → toys
The hotly anticipated toy lineup includes Hello Kitty, My Melody, Kuromi, Cinnamoroll, Keroppi, and a golden-colored Hello Kitty, all of whom don BK crowns.
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all → anticipate → crowns
The meal also brings the regal to the buyer, as each comes with a Hello Kitty-themed crown.
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each → bring → crown
In terms of consumables, guests can choose from hamburger, cheeseburger, or chicken nuggets as their entrée; French fries, applesauce, or onion rings as a side; and milk, apple juice, lemonade, or a value-sized soft drink
On Instagram, food influencer @snackolator shared a toy lineup of the Hello Kitty BK collection, and users flocked to the comments section to exorcise their excitement.
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users → choose → excitement
“Need that gold Hello Kitty now,” wrote one.
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one → need → Kitty
“Oh, take all my money,” added another.
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another → take → money
For funsies, and in line with the mystery collectible trend, the toys come not in clear plastic but in a surprise box that doesn’t reveal the character until you open it.
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you → come → it
Because we live in a world that loves to murder mystery, one commenter revealed that each mystery box has a code that allegedly indicates the toy it contains.
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For the die-hard collectors, codes are as follows:
1904Hello Kittyitty
19045C: gold Hello Kitty
19046My Melodyody
19046B: Keroppi
1904: Cinnamoroll
19045: Kuromiomi.
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Burger King also revealed the meals on its Instagram page, captioning the post, “Someone special is joining the crew,” alongside a video of the acutely adorable toy lineup.
“I am 50, and I haven’t been this excited in a while,” hyped one commenter.
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“I will not rest until I have Keroppi in my hand!!!!!,” declared another.
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another → rest → hand
“I went to 3 different locations and got Cinnamoroll at each one.
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I’m irritated,” fumed a third.
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Get it while you can, folks.
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This summer, Burger King’s US sales soared as customers embraced its revamped Whopper, reimagined with a “premium” bun, “better-tasting mayo,” and a box container instead of a paper wrapper to keep the burger from getting soggy.
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As part of its turnaround strategy, Burger King has also introduced a new “Whopper Guarantee,” which remakes burgers and offers a free sandwich on the next order for dissatisfied customers, and “Your Way Champions,” a new managerial role focused on the customer experience.
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After striking gold with its revamped Whopper, Burger King recently turned its attention to its much-maligned chicken nuggets, which customers have criticized as dry and flavorless.
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customers → strike → which
New-and-improved nuggets have since landed on Burger King menus, along with a revamped sauce lineup including honey mustard, buffalo, sweet & sour, and a limited-time “special savory sauce.”
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Burger King was founded in 1951 and operates more than 19,000 locations across more than 120 countries and US territories, most of which are owned and operated by independent franchisees.
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