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No taffy for Albo

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The article compiles various reader submissions for a column titled "Column8," discussing topics ranging from political gaffes to practical jokes and personal anecdotes. It highlights submissions regarding former minister Anthony Albanese’s use of a fictional character's quote in a speech, curbside nature breaks during long traffic jams, safety advice about car parts, the impracticality of mushroom-based coffins, and US politics involving aides to President Trump. Each submission offers light-hearted commentary on everyday situations or notable events.

Written by AI on 2026-09-14, from this article's own text only (the story summary below draws on all the coverage).

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In 2012, then-transport minister Anthony Albanese committed a gaffe during a speech at the National Press Club when he quoted lines from the movie The American President, which features US president Andrew Shepherd played by Michael Douglas. Surprisingly, Julia Gillard, who was prime minister at the time and known to be a fan of Douglas, did not censure Albanese for his mistake.

While this political anecdote took center stage, Janice Creenaune from Austinmer shared an interesting travel tip regarding road conditions in Oxfordshire, England. She described frequent traffic accidents on the A34 highway that would cause long delays of up to six hours. Men were able to relieve themselves easily by opening their car doors, but women faced a challenge. Creenaune was advised to open both car doors on one side and use the space between them for privacy.

Philip Cooney from Wentworth Falls pondered whether other fictional presidents or prime ministers might fare well in today’s opinion polls if they were real political figures.

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2 of 16 hedged ("reportedly", "may", "according to")

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Austinmer Oxfordshire Welsh Wentworth Falls the National Press Club

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Albo PERSON · 1× Andrew Shepherd PERSON · 1× Anthony Albanese PERSON · 1× Douglas PERSON · 1× Julia Gillard PERSON · 1× Michael Douglas PERSON · 1× Philip Cooney PERSON · 1× Welsh NORP · 1× Wentworth Falls GPE · 1× the National Press Club ORG · 1×

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With golf cart-chasing US political aide, Natalie Harp, having a moment in the news, Kevin Hunt of Kenthurst notes that “the Daily Mail reports that Melania Trump’s ‘top spokesman’, Marc Beckman, in an interview with media host Stella Inger Escobedo, complained that the liberal press was obsessed with the first lady’s private life, as well as the ‘hardworking, very talented, very intelligent’ close aide to the president, aka ‘the human printer’.

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🔮 In reflecting on then-transport minister Anthony Albanese’s gaffe in quoting a fictional character in a 2012 speech to the National Press Club – US president Andrew Shepherd, played by Michael Douglas in the movie The American President – Philip Cooney of Wentworth Falls wonders, “Which other fictional presidents and PMs might do well in today’s opinion polls?”

2026-09-14 · The Sydney Morning Herald

No taffy for Albo · assertive framing

Claims (16 extracted, 2 hedged)

In reflecting on then-transport minister Anthony Albanese’s gaffe in quoting a fictional character in a 2012 speech to the National Press Club – US president Andrew Shepherd, played by Michael Douglas in the movie The American President – Philip Cooney of Wentworth Falls wonders, “Which other fictional presidents and PMs might do well in today’s opinion polls?” uncertain

presidents → reflect → polls

For the record, Albo escaped censure from then-prime minister Julia Gillard because she loves Douglas and “he’s married to a Welsh woman”. asserted

he → escape → woman

Janice Creenaune of Austinmer has more on the curbside nature break (C8): “While living in Oxfordshire, we had to drive the A34 north to school in Kidlington to the west of Oxford. asserted

we → have → Oxford

Accidents were common and the two lanes were often blocked for sometimes four to six hours, depending on circumstances. asserted

lanes → block → circumstances

Men found relieving themselves fairly easy. asserted

Men → find → themselves

I was advised that it was acceptable to open both car doors on one side and pee between them. asserted

it → advise → them

Leaving the car to go elsewhere was not an option, but I did wonder about the MGs that were still very popular and once made in Abingdon-on-Thames where we lived.” asserted

we → leave → Thames

Granny wished she’d heard this piece of advice from David Prest of Thrumster a number of decades earlier: “My dad told me never to put a tyre valve cap in my mouth while inflating a tyre as you never knew asserted

you → wish → tyre

if a dog (or a person) had peed on the tyre asserted

dog → pee → tyre

‘Always put it on the ground,’ he said.” asserted

he → put → ground

“Rumour has it that a prototype of a coffin (C8) made from toadstools was rejected because it was too small and could not cater for larger people,” reports Paul Taylor of Winston Hills. uncertain

Taylor → have → Hills

press → chase → president

‘The press,’ Beckman said, ‘just keep harping on with these subjects.’ asserted

Beckman → say → subjects

If the pun was intended, it was quite a good one. asserted

it → intend → ?

“How quickly can I become a US citizen?” asks Michael Phillips of Mount Coolum (Qld). asserted

Phillips → become → Coolum

“$US5000 would come in handy in the roll-up to Christmas.” asserted

US5000 → come → Christmas