Ivy League football team gets ruthlessly mocked after losing game in dumbest way possible

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Dean, Z. (2026, October 17). Ivy League football team gets ruthlessly mocked after losing game in dumbest way possible. Fox News. https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-sports/ivy-league-football-team-ruthlessly-mocked-losing-game-dumbest-way-possible

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Fox News · collected 2026-10-17 · by Zach Dean

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During a college football game between Penn and Columbia in Philadelphia, Penn lost unexpectedly after making a strategic blunder with time running out. With 10 seconds left on the clock, Penn could have spiked the ball to stop the clock and set up their field goal kicker properly for a potential winning kick, but instead rushed him onto the field, leaving him no time to line up correctly. The result was an unsuccessful 52-yard field goal attempt with only four seconds remaining, sealing Columbia’s victory. This incident has been widely mocked as uncharacteristic of Ivy League intelligence and sportsmanship.
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The University of Pennsylvania's football team faced significant ridicule after losing a crucial game in an unexpected manner during a Friday night college football matchup against Columbia in Philadelphia. The loss was particularly noteworthy as it occurred in what was described as an "Ivy League thriller," with both teams competing closely throughout the game. Critics were surprised by Penn’s apparent lack of strategic foresight, given the university's reputation for academic excellence. While details about the specific incident that led to the ridicule are not provided in the article, the tone suggests a significant blunder that undermined the team's performance and left observers speechless due to its uncharacteristic nature for an Ivy League institution.

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Zach Dean
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🔮 You could tell it even caught the rest of the crew off guard.
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Columbia Memphis Penn Philadelphia the University of Pennsylvania

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Columbia ORG · 3× Penn ORG · 3× App State ORG · 1× FOX ORG · 1× FOX News ORG · 1× Memphis ORG · 1× Philadelphia GPE · 1× Purdue ORG · 1× the IVY LEAGUE ORG · 1× the University of Pennsylvania ORG · 1×

Narrative

We had an Ivy League thriller during Friday night's three-pack college football weekend appetizer, with the University of Pennsylvania and Columbia going down to the wire in Philadelphia.
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Claims (27 extracted, 3 hedged)

We had an Ivy League thriller during Friday night's three-pack college football weekend appetizer, with the University of Pennsylvania and Columbia going down to the wire in Philadelphia. asserted
University → have → Philadelphia
While the rest of the country flipped between Memphis, App State and Purdue, I was locked in the Ivy League battle of the year. asserted
I → flip → year
This page may contain affiliate links to legal sports betting partners. uncertain
page → contain → partners
If you sign up or place a wager, FOX News may be compensated. uncertain
News → sign → wager
This content was created by a team that works independently from the FOX newsroom. asserted
that → create → newsroom
It's called GRINDING, folks. asserted
It → call → ?
Anyway, I'm glad I was, because this one had it all. asserted
one → have → it
And, of course, a finish that left me utterly speechless on multiple different levels. asserted
that → leave → levels
Before we dive into the Xs and Os, take a look: Feel like an Ivy League school should've thought this through Amazing. asserted
school → dive → this
You just don't expect that sort of foolishness out of an Ivy League roster, right? asserted
You → expect → roster
Sure, there are other programs where you wouldn't be surprised to see this level of idiocy (I won't name names), but not Penn. asserted
I → be → names
These are supposed to be the smartest dudes on the planet, and they can't run a simple fire drill with the clock ticking down? asserted
clock → suppose → drill
Why are they rushing their field goal kicker out there? asserted
they → rush → kicker
He caught it was 10 seconds to go. asserted
it → catch → ?
The clock stops on a first down in college football when its under two minutes to go in a half. asserted
clock → stop → half
So the clock was stopped. asserted
clock → stop → ?
And they instead opted to sprint the field goal unit onto the field, and have the kicker quickly try a 52-yard field goal? asserted
kicker → opt → goal
Clearly, the kicker had no idea what was happening, by the way. asserted
what → have → way
He came sprinting into the camera with four seconds left, barely lined up (he looked too close), and then came up woefully short with the kick. asserted
he → sprint → kick
Columbia wins. asserted
Columbia → win → ?
We've seen a lot of dumb football over the past week, mostly out of the NFL. asserted
We → see → NFL
You had Nick Sirianni doing dumb things across the pond with the ill-fated kickoff, and then Jayden Daniels and the Commanders running what just may be the dumbest play of all time in overtime against the Giants. uncertain
what → have → Giants
I won't put this disaster by Penn on that level, but it's up there. asserted
it → put → level
A quick spike of the ball, and maybe one more pass play to try and gain a free 3-4 yards would've put the kicker in a much better spot. asserted
spike → try → spot
He probably drills it if that happens. asserted
that → drill → it
Instead, we got ... whatever that was. asserted
that → get → ?
I think we all expected better out of an Ivy League school. asserted
we → think → school
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