FRISCO, Texas (AP) — Christian Parker had just been hired as a first-time defensive coordinator for the Dallas Cowboys when the 34-year-old wanted to add Mike Pettine as an assistant, confidant and sounding board last winter.
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old → hire → assistant
Now that Pettine is joining his staff with the Dallas defense five weeks into another woeful start, Parker won’t concern himself with the perception that a longtime NFL coach is being called in to save the day.
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coach → join → day
“I don’t really need to respond to it,” Parker said.
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Parker → need → it
“We know why.
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He needed some time off himself.
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And so I think that was the main reason he didn’t get onboarded in the spring or the winter, whatever month it was.
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it → think → spring
Pettine, who was the head coach in Cleveland a decade ago, said Friday he stuck with his decision to retire after the last of four seasons with Minnesota in 2025 for family and health reasons.
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he → say → reasons
Those included spending time with aging parents, recovering from shoulder replacement surgery and welcoming a fifth grandchild.
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Those → include → grandchild
The 60-year-old said his wife, Megan, suspected retirement might not last long.
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retirement → say → ?
Sure enough, it ended soon after the couple spent three weeks in Italy.
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couple → end → Italy
“My wife, when we would tell people I’m retired, she would always add ‘ish’ on the end of it,” said Pettine, whose title is senior defensive assistant.
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title → tell → it
“So I think she kind of knew.”
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she → think → ?
Pettine was the defensive coordinator in Green Bay when he played a role in plucking Parker from the college ranks in 2019.
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Pettine said they never really talked about an official role with the Cowboys when Pettine visited offseason workouts in the spring, because it was understood that he was retired.
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he → say → spring
The conversations continued, and then the Cowboys started the season looking shockingly similar on defense to a year ago.
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Cowboys → continue → defense
The 2025 unit was among the worst in the league, and Dallas fired defensive coordinator Matt Eberflus, who had a history with the franchise, after just one season.
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who → fire → season
“It’s been some tough circumstances,” Pettine said.
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Pettine → say → ?
“And like I said, when it’s somebody you care about, a friend that’s in need and asks for some help, you answer the call.”
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you → say → call
Owner and general manager Jerry Jones said on his radio show early this week that Parker was moving from the sideline to the coaching booth.
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Parker → say → booth
Parker contradicted that, saying he “most likely” would stay on the field.
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he → contradict → field
Pettine seemed to confirm Parker sticking with the sideline by saying he planned to be in the press box, “as another set of eyes for stuff to him.”
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he → seem → him
The Cowboys (2-3) play at Green Bay (3-2) on Sunday night.
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Cowboys → play → night
An inexplicable loss
The Cowboys lost their most recent game to previously winless Tampa Bay with undrafted rookie quarterback Jalon Daniels making his second start.
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Daniels → lose → start
After throwing two interceptions in a 17-14 loss to the Packers, Daniels had a passer rating of 110.2 while the Bucs held the ball for almost 11 minutes on their first drive and gained a season-high 419 yards in a 24-16 victory over the Cowboys.
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Bucs → throw → Cowboys
Tampa Bay had 241 yards rushing.
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Bay → have → yards
Since it was a Thursday night game, Parker had all weekend to think about it.
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Parker → have → it
“Lock yourself in the office and get to work,” Parker said.
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Parker → lock → work
“You’re looking for answers, you’re looking for why.
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you → look → why
It’s an opportunity just like you would treat a bye week in terms of doing more self-scouting and looking at the whole scheme holistically, looking at personnel, looking at staff assignments during the week.
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Is there anything that we can tweak or change that’ll kind of serve us best moving forward?”
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that → tweak → us
The addition of Pettine was more than a tweak, and coach Brian Schottenheimer didn’t help the perception by saying on his radio show Friday that the new assistant reported to him, rather than Parker.
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assistant → help → Parker
“I really didn’t think about it because to me it was a very easy answer,” Schottenheimer said when asked to clarify later in the day.
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“When you’re the head coach, coaches, they report to you.
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I don’t think there’s many structures in the league that are any different than that.”
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A show of support
Four days earlier, after announcing the addition of Pettine, Schottenheimer gave Parker his unequivocal support.
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“Christian Parker’s our defensive coordinator and everything, all decisions will run through him,” Schottenheimer said.
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“We’re supporting him.
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I support him.
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I believe so strongly in the guy.
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I think the guy’s an incredible football coach.
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…and 11 more, not listed.
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