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My colleague’s long, pointy fingernails make me retch

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Katz, D. (2026, October 16). My colleague’s long, pointy fingernails make me retch. The Sydney Morning Herald. https://www.smh.com.au/national/my-colleague-s-long-pointy-fingernails-make-me-retch-20261017-p61211.html?ref=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_source=rss_feed

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A reader named C.O. from Northcote, VIC asks for advice about dreading weekly team meetings due to a colleague’s long, pointy fingernails that curl at the ends and are frequently tapped on laptops or cleaned during meetings, causing physical discomfort. The article humorously suggests possible explanations for the nail appearance but ultimately advises the reader to communicate openly with their colleague, suggesting they trim their nails if it bothers others without specifying C.O. as the complainant.

Written locally by qwen2.5:14b on 2026-10-16, using this article's own text rather than the other coverage of the same event (that is the story summary below).

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Story summary

A reader in Northcote, VIC is distressed by a colleague's long, pointy fingernails that curl up at the ends. The nails tap on the team member’s laptop during meetings and are cleaned openly, causing the reader to feel nauseous. Danny Katz suggests considering if there might be a professional reason for such nails, like being a classical guitarist who needs them for their craft. However, without any concrete evidence of a professional justification, the distressing behavior continues to affect the work environment negatively.

Written for “Nail Appearance Controversy” on 2026-10-16, grounded in this article and the 0 other(s) covering the same event.

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No political leaning scored for article 85599 · logged 2026-10-16

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Who wrote this

Danny Katz

4 article(s) here · 1 carrying a prediction

🔮 Maybe he’s a classical guitarist and he needs long nails to scratch the face of other classical guitarists because it’s a very competitive industry.

2026-10-16 · assertive framing · My colleague’s long, pointy fingernails make me retch

🔮 But if your artist friend popped round unexpectedly, this clearly wouldn’t be possible: you’d have to keep them waiting at the door while you ran to the garage, grabbed the portrait, raced back into the house, then hung it on a wall using a hammer, a nail and Polyfilla to patch the crumbling plaster.

2026-10-02 · assertive framing · I hung a friend’s portrait of me in my garage. What if the artist drops by unexpectedly?

🔮 Wearing earplugs may be useful if you want to drown the drone.

2026-09-18 · assertive framing · My neighbour plays the same song – badly – on his keyboard until late. What can I do?

Also by Danny Katz

I hung a friend’s portrait of me in my garage. What if the artist drops by unexpectedly?

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My sincere apologies, but I’m one of those idiots who can’t park a car

2026-09-25 · The Sydney Morning Herald

My neighbour plays the same song – badly – on his keyboard until late. What can I do?

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Nothing else under this byline is closely related to this article, so these are simply their most recent.

Topics

Australians Good Weekend Northcote VIC

Subjects

Good Weekend ORG · 2× Australians NORP · 1× C.O., PERSON · 1× Evonne Goolagong Cawley PERSON · 1× Magda Szubanski PERSON · 1× Northcote GPE · 1× Suzie Miller PERSON · 1× VIC GPE · 1×

Narrative

- She’s loved by millions of Australians but in her darkest moment, Magda Szubanski chose to be on her own - ‘Do we want a world that reflects a kind of tech-bro zone? I don’t think so’: Suzie Miller on raising sons - Why Evonne Goolagong Cawley is choosing joy even in the face of illness

framing: assertive · carried by 1 article(s) · first seen 2026-10-16

🔮 Maybe he’s a classical guitarist and he needs long nails to scratch the face of other classical guitarists because it’s a very competitive industry.

2026-10-16 · The Sydney Morning Herald

My colleague’s long, pointy fingernails make me retch · assertive framing

Claims (16 extracted, 2 hedged)

I have weekly meetings with my work team. asserted

I → have → team

One team member has long, pointy fingernails that curl up at the ends. asserted

that → have → ends

He taps his fingernails on his laptop and cleans them in our presence. asserted

He → tap → presence

It makes me retch just thinking about it and I dread every meeting. asserted

I → make → meeting

What should I do? asserted

I → do → What

Now you’ve got me thinking of those Guinness World Record fingernails, all curly and yellowish, like wolverine blades made of cannelloni. asserted

me → get → cannelloni

If your team member has fingernails like that, then I totally get why you feel like retching, especially if he’s tapping them on his laptop and it sounds like a demonic spider skittering across a room. asserted

it → have → room

Or if he’s cleaning them, using one nail to dig crud out from under another, then dropping it into a wastepaper basket on the other side of the room without having to leave his seat. asserted

he → clean → seat

Maybe he’s a classical guitarist and he needs long nails to scratch the face of other classical guitarists because it’s a very competitive industry. asserted

it → ’ → guitarists

Or maybe he was a chronic nail-biter, so he used that horrible-tasting nail paint to break the habit – and now he needs a delicious-tasting nail paint to get him biting again. asserted

him → use → paint

Or it could just be a fashion thing: he may think it’s sexy and stylish, walking around with sea anemones dangling from his fingers. uncertain

it → think → fingers

But if it doesn’t impede his work, there’s not a lot you can do, apart from being honest: tell him that someone anonymously complained about the nail-tapping and nail hygiene and “Maybe you could give them a little trim to appease a whiny, cowardly team member. uncertain

you → impede → member

I like your fingernails. asserted

I → like → fingernails

They look great and not like calcified pigs’ tails at all.” asserted

They → look → tails

Cawley → love → illness

Get the best of Good Weekend delivered to your inbox every Saturday morning. asserted

best → get → inbox