The author reflects on attending a Republican midterm convention event in Dallas, where high temperatures caused discomfort for the long lines of attendees waiting for entry. The piece highlights the surreal experience of finding shade under Dirk Nowitzki's statue outside the American Airlines Center, emphasizing the chaotic and overheated atmosphere at the venue.
Written by the local model on 2026-09-13,
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At a Republican midterm convention held in sweltering heat, several hundred attendees were lined up outside waiting to enter. The scene was surreal, with shops lining the courtyard including one selling Pokémon cards under the brand of NFL quarterback Tom Brady. Attendees sought relief from the 100-degree temperature; many admired Dirk Nowitzki's statue nearby for shade. Inside and around the convention area, businesses were shut down by the Secret Service, prompting some attendees to seek refuge in a patio bar. The atmosphere was tense as people waited, with spirits fading due to the extreme heat.
Written for “Political Critique Satire” on 2026-09-14,
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It’s edging up toward 100 degrees, the sun is near its zenith, and several hundred of us lucky enough to attend the Republican midterm convention have been penned outside the entrance in a line snaking through a courtyard lined by shops that includes, surreally, a Tom Brady-branded outlet selling Pokémon cards.
left satirizes the event attendees as privileged and out of touch
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Spirits are high outside but fading like that jumper, sapped by the blistering heat.
left criticizes the enthusiasm for the event under harsh conditions
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“Now that’s a piece of modern art,” one of them quipped. It was certainly a monument worthy of this bizarre presidential pep rally.
left derides the statue as inappropriate for the context
Leaning score -0.45 for article 8556 (high confidence, 3 verified quotes) · logged 2026-09-13
NEVER BEFORE HAVE I BEEN a bigger fan of retired NBA star Dirk Nowitzki.
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I → retire → Nowitzki
It’s edging up toward 100 degrees, the sun is near its zenith, and several hundred of us lucky enough to attend the Republican midterm convention have been penned outside the entrance in a line snaking through a courtyard lined by shops that includes, surreally, a Tom Brady-branded outlet selling Pokémon cards.
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that → edge → cards
Sweat pooling in the small of my back, a lukewarm bottle of water in hand, I saw a 23-foot oasis sculpted in the form of a trademark jumper: Dirk Nowitzki’s statue, erected in 2022 at the American Airlines Center to celebrate the 2011 NBA MVP, was providing the lone strip of shade like a human sundial.
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statue → pool → sundial
God bless that German’s dirty one-legged fadeaway.
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God → bless → fadeaway
Spirits are high outside but fading like that jumper, sapped by the blistering heat.
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Spirits → fade → heat
One elderly woman, after asking why we were standing in line, decamped to a patio bar sitting empty since the Secret Service shut down businesses in the area.
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Service → ask → area
A delegate from Delaware I’d been chatting with sidled over to a tent for respite; I was happy to let him slide back in when things started moving again.
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things → chat → respite
We all had to stick together.
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We → have → ?
But aside from the volunteers desperately handing out bottles of water to the folks baking in the hot sun, no one seemed to know what was going on.
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what → hand → sun
Before entering the canopy for one last scan of our passes, two guys traveling to the convention from the Midwest and I placed our near-empty bottles of rapidly warming water on a growing mound of teetering plastic, there being no trash cans onsite.
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guys → enter → plastic
“Now that’s a piece of modern art,” one of them quipped.
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one → ’ → them
To be honest, I was a little surprised I’d been allowed inside the perimeter.
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I → allow → perimeter
After applying for credentials, I hadn’t heard back from the support staff.
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I → apply → staff
When I followed up with the nice young lady in charge of wrangling the press, she added a couple more staffers to the email thread.
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she → follow → thread
“I thought ‘The Bulwark’ was denied,” an email from the “Dallas Media Ops” account replied.
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email → think → account
“Not sure – but I would not recommend giving them credentials,” the wrangler replied.
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wrangler → recommend → credentials
(I was crushed; I thought we had a rapport.)
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we → crush → rapport
And then the thread went quiet—or maybe someone realized I was on it, and they removed me from it—so I assumed that was that.
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that → go → it
My colleague Andrew Egger received an email with the logistics for entry and exit, including a site to pick up the much-coveted media credentials.
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colleague → receive → credentials
I emailed again to ask if we had been okayed and heard nothing.
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we → email → nothing
So I just drove over to the Hilton Anatole to see if, maybe, we had sneaked through.
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we → drive → Anatole
And, sure enough, a quintet of passes was just waiting there for the taking.
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quintet → wait → taking
I had earned the right to stand in the shadow of Dirk Nowitzki and wait my turn for entry into Trump’s big midterm party.
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I → earn → party
The forty-eight hours to follow would be hot, sticky fun.
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hours → follow → ?
THERE WERE THREE TIERS of attendees at Trumpapalooza, broadly speaking, and you tended to be able to pick them out by
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