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O'Neill, B. (2026, October 16). Kelly Clarkson thinks she’s Pretty Woman. Then she throws a wally over a $22k mechanical bird. The Sydney Morning Herald. https://www.smh.com.au/culture/celebrity/kelly-clarkson-thinks-she-s-pretty-woman-then-she-throws-a-wally-over-a-22k-mechanical-bird-20261016-p615wm.html?ref=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_source=rss_feed
O'Neill, Bianca. “Kelly Clarkson thinks she’s Pretty Woman. Then she throws a wally over a $22k mechanical bird.” The Sydney Morning Herald, 16 Oct. 2026, https://www.smh.com.au/culture/celebrity/kelly-clarkson-thinks-she-s-pretty-woman-then-she-throws-a-wally-over-a-22k-mechanical-bird-20261016-p615wm.html?ref=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_source=rss_feed.
O'Neill, Bianca. “Kelly Clarkson thinks she’s Pretty Woman. Then she throws a wally over a $22k mechanical bird.” The Sydney Morning Herald, October 16, 2026. https://www.smh.com.au/culture/celebrity/kelly-clarkson-thinks-she-s-pretty-woman-then-she-throws-a-wally-over-a-22k-mechanical-bird-20261016-p615wm.html?ref=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_source=rss_feed.
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Kelly Clarkson accused Brooklyn toy shop Art of Play of treating her like Julia Roberts' character in Pretty Woman and refusing to sell her a $15,000 mechanical singing bird named Molly. The store initially claimed the item wasn't for sale but later said it was mistakenly priced at $15 million. Surveillance footage showed Clarkson spending four minutes and 50 seconds inside the shop, leading some, like Sunny Hostin and sports journalist Pablo Torre, to criticize her reaction as petty and irresponsible given her millions of followers. Others defended Clarkson's right to express her feelings despite public backlash. The incident sparked debates about celebrity conduct and social media mob mentality.
my favourite new show is the celebrity tantrum. After all, it’s the great equaliser, and in the era of “eat the rich”, its triumphant return is a deliciously embarrassing morsel to appease the ravenous masses.
Because being treated like an average person and not the very important celebrity that you are is a relatable outrage, apparently.
Sure, we love a low-stakes drama, particularly one that befalls the rich and famous – it’s what has made a bunch of American housewives one of the most popular shows on TV.
But is there anything more obnoxious than a squillionaire TV host outraged over being denied the opportunity to purchase a $22,000 bird – and then comparing herself to the most famous hooker of all time?
The Pretty Woman alignment is particularly galling – that Clarkson sees herself reflected in a struggling sex worker dreaming of a better life beyond accepting cash for a week of favours is at best delusional.
As the Hollywood elite circulate within their manufactured world of perfection, PR, and plenty of money, us normies wait for that delicious moment of schadenfreude when their deftly controlled personas experience a momentary blip and they show us what they’re really like.