Pervert paramedic recorded himself masturbating into coworkers’ food, ambulance in quest to be ‘some sort of porn star’

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New York Post · collected 2026-10-14 · by Nicholas McEntyre

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Christopher Carroll, a Maryland paramedic, recorded himself masturbating and urinating into coworkers’ food and posted these videos online. He pleaded guilty to three charges related to causing the ingestion of bodily fluids and was sentenced to 25 years in prison. The incidents occurred between September and December 2025 at various locations including fire department headquarters and a fire station, where Carroll’s actions were discovered through DNA evidence and hazmat cleaning had to be performed.
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Christopher Carroll, a 36-year-old member of the Baltimore County Fire Department’s quick response team, was sentenced to 25 years in prison for causing his coworkers to ingest bodily fluids. The sentence stems from at least three separate incidents where Carroll recorded himself masturbating and urinating into food items. He posted these disturbing videos on a paid-subscription adult kink site called JustForFans, charging $7 per video. Prosecutors allege there may be other victims beyond the documented cases, as Carroll is also accused of urinating into a fragrance dispenser at a doctor’s office before reattaching it. The incidents began in September 2025 and were discovered when officials found Carroll's bodily fluids and DNA around fire department headquarters and inside an ambulance in Towson and Pikesville, Maryland.

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McEntyre, N. (2026, October 14). Pervert paramedic recorded himself masturbating into coworkers’ food, ambulance in quest to be ‘some sort of porn star’. New York Post. https://nypost.com/2026/10/14/us-news/maryland-paramedic-christopher-carroll-recorded-him-masturbating-onto-coworkers-food-for-porn-videos/

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🔮 Prosecutors alleged there may be other victims in Carroll’s spree, as they accuse him of urinating into a fragrance dispenser at a doctor’s office before plugging it back in, CBS News Baltimore reported.
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Maryland The Post WBAL the Baltimore Banner the Baltimore County Fire Department’s

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Carroll PERSON · 12× the Baltimore Banner ORG · 3× WBAL ORG · 2× Christopher Carroll PERSON · 1× JustForFans ORG · 1× Maryland GPE · 1× Pikesville GPE · 1× The Post ORG · 1× Towson GPE · 1× the Baltimore County Fire Department’s ORG · 1×

Narrative

Christopher Carroll, a member of the Baltimore County Fire Department’s quick response team, was sentenced to 25 years in prison for causing the ingestion of bodily fluids, stemming from at least three separate incidents, the Baltimore Banner reported.
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🔮 Prosecutors alleged there may be other victims in Carroll’s spree, as they accuse him of urinating into a fragrance dispenser at a doctor’s office before plugging it back in, CBS News Baltimore reported.

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A perverted Maryland paramedic recorded himself masturbating and urinating into food, posting the disturbing footage to a porn site and resulting in his coworkers ingesting his bodily fluid. asserted
coworkers → record → fluid
Christopher Carroll, a member of the Baltimore County Fire Department’s quick response team, was sentenced to 25 years in prison for causing the ingestion of bodily fluids, stemming from at least three separate incidents, the Baltimore Banner reported. asserted
Banner → sentence → incidents
Carroll, 36, had pleaded guilty to the three charges back in August, revealing he “wanted to be some sort of porn star” to make money off his depraved acts that allegedly began in September 2025, according to court records viewed by The Post. uncertain
that → plead → Post
The twisted medical professional posted at least 64 videos onto the paid-subscription adult kink site JustForFans, where he charged $7, the Baltimore Banner and WBAL reported. asserted
Banner → post → 7
A majority of the clips were recorded inside the fire department’s headquarters in Towson and a fire station in Pikesville, Md., leading officials to discover Carroll’s bodily fluids and DNA around the offices and inside an ambulance. asserted
majority → record → ambulance
In one video, Carroll urinated into an ice maker before mixing the repulsive cocktail with a scoop, wiping himself with the tool and giving a thumbs up, unknown to over a dozen workers who later used the machine, WBAL reported. “They always say don’t drink the yellow snow, but I’m just trying to make a slushie,” Carroll allegedly captioned the post, according to the outlet, citing court documents. uncertain
Carroll → urinate → documents
Carroll also masturbated into a coffee creamer bottle before returning it to the community fridge. asserted
Carroll → masturbate → fridge
Prosecutors found Carroll ejaculated over a female supervisor’s keyboard, near where she ate breakfast and lunch daily. asserted
she → find → breakfast
Carroll also disseminated his fluids onto food cooked at the firehouse. asserted
Carroll → disseminate → firehouse
Start your day with all you need to know Morning Report delivers the latest news, videos, photos and more. asserted
Report → start → news
The fire department performed “hazmat cleaning” at all offices and stations. asserted
department → perform → offices
The ice machine was fully replaced and several vehicles sanitized. Carroll claimed his deep regret for the lewd stunts that spanned from September to December 2025. “I’m truly sorry to everyone who has been involved. asserted
who → replace → everyone
I’m absolutely ashamed that I caused so much hurt,” he said during his sentencing hearing, according to the Baltimore Banner. “That is what this defendant brought to a community of people who only want to serve,” Deputy State’s Attorney Lisa Dever said. uncertain
Dever → ’m → people
One victim called out Carroll for betraying their trust in him for his own sexual pleasure “ asserted
victim → call → pleasure
(He) preyed on the very people who trust him most and chose to violate us for his own twisted gratification,” the anonymous victims said, the outlet reported. asserted
outlet → prey → gratification
Carroll was arrested on Feb. 4 and faced 23 counts related to his lewd conduct. asserted
Carroll → arrest → conduct
In August, the sicko struck a deal with prosecutors and pleaded guilty to just three charges of causing ingestion of bodily fluids. asserted
sicko → strike → fluids
He was handed a total of 25 years in prison, five less than the 30 prosecutors sought. asserted
prosecutors → hand → 30
The sick paramedic had been suspended but remained employed by the county before his sentencing. asserted
paramedic → suspend → sentencing
He worked with the fire department’s quick response team, helping people with mental health crises and drug addictions. asserted
He → work → crises
Prosecutors alleged there may be other victims in Carroll’s spree, as they accuse him of urinating into a fragrance dispenser at a doctor’s office before plugging it back in, CBS News Baltimore reported. uncertain
they → allege → it
Another video allegedly captured Carroll’s two children in the background, according to the outlet. uncertain
video → capture → outlet
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