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The Girl Scouts are introducing a new line of dog-themed cookies called "Pup-Peroni" which will be available for purchase starting in January. There's no mention of the specific price or flavors offered, but this appears to be a lighthearted marketing effort from the organization. This article takes an informal and humorous approach to reporting on the news.

Written by the local model on 2026-09-10, using this article's own text rather than the other coverage of the same event (that is the story summary below).

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On January 1, in celebration of National TV Dinner Day, The Morning Dispatch newsletter mentioned two pieces of unrelated news: the Girl Scouts are reportedly launching a new line of cookies for dogs that will go on sale in January, and, in a humorous aside, wondered about the possibility of dogs using Apple Pay.

Written for “Drag Queen Story Time Controversy” on 2026-09-10, grounded in this article and the 0 other(s) covering the same event.

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