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Brooklyn Beckham faced criticism on Instagram after posting a video of himself cooking spaghetti all’assassina. Critics accused him of burning the pasta and improperly preparing the dish, with comments like “basically burnt pasta” and “that looks dreadful.” However, some viewers defended his efforts as an accurate representation of the Italian recipe. In response to the backlash, Beckham shared an image of David Schwimmer’s character Ross from "Friends" making a gesture that resembles giving the finger, though in the show it is a different meaning.
Written locally by qwen2.5:14b on 2026-10-11,
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Story summary
Brooklyn Beckham, 27, faced criticism on Instagram after posting a video cooking spaghetti all’assassina, a dish that typically has a charred texture without being boiled. In his version, he used tomato paste, Rao’s sauce, and store-bought stock with pre-peeled garlic, cooking the pasta until it was limp. Critics argued the pasta looked burnt or half-cooked, but some defended him, noting that spaghetti all’assassina is a traditional Italian dish from the Puglia region, praising his rendition as delicious. Beckham responded to the trolls by sharing an image of David Schwimmer from "Friends" giving the finger in jest.
Written for “Brooklyn Beckham Trolled For Cooking” on 2026-10-11,
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Brooklyn Beckham is once again under fire for a dish he whipped up on Instagram.
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he → whip → Instagram
On Saturday, the 27-year-old hot sauce entrepreneur shared a video of himself making spaghetti all’assassina, a pasta that doesn’t have to be boiled and has a crispy, charred texture.
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that → share → texture
In the clip, Beckham used tomato paste, Rao’s tomato sauce, store-bought stock and pre-peeled garlic.
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Beckham → use → paste
He cooked the raw pasta in the mixture until the noodles became limp.
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noodles → cook → mixture
Fans took to Beckham’s comment section, sharing their thoughts on the dish.
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Fans → take → dish
“Basically burnt pasta with jar sauce 😮,” complained one follower, while another wrote, “This looks… in a word – vile.
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This → burn → word
It’s not even cooked properly 😂.”
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It → cook → ?
“A tube of paste, a jar of sauce, ready prepped garlic….. that’s not real cooking oh and the spaghetti looks half cooked.
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spaghetti → preppe → sauce
No thanks,” noted a third, while a fourth chimed in, succinctly writing, “That looks dreadful. 😐.”
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That → note → ?
“Those who don’t know, spaghetti all’ assessina [sic] is a typical plate in Plugia region of Italy, and this is a quite good representation of the recipe.
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this → know → recipe
So calm down everyone, it’s delicious 😋,” wrote one fan.
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fan → calm → ?
The former photographer didn’t take the criticism lying down, posting a picture of David Schwimmer as Ross from “Friends,” doing his version of giving the finger, by bumping his fists together.
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Schwimmer → take → fists
Beckham has caused consternation about his cooking skills on social media several times.
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Beckham → cause → media
Earlier this month, Beckham was in Paris with his wife, Nicola Peltz, 31.
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Beckham → want → Daily
The couple was spotted smooching in the street on the same night that Brooklyn’s mother, Victoria Beckham, presented her spring/summer 2027 ready-to-wear collection during Paris Fashion Week.
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mother → spot → Week
In January, the nepo baby confirmed long-whispered rumors that he was estranged from his family by posting an explosive rant on social media.
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he → confirm → media
He accused his parents, Victoria and David Beckham, of trying to control him and attempting to ruin his wedding to Peltz.
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He → accuse → Peltz
“I do not want to reconcile with my family,” he wrote.
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he → want → family
“I’m not being controlled; I’m standing up for myself for the first time in my life.
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I → control → life
For my entire life, my parents have controlled narratives in the press about our family.”
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parents → control → family
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