Washington Examiner
· collected 2026-10-11 · by Scott A. Burns
President Donald Trump announced he would give every American adult $5,000 if Republicans retain control of Congress in November's midterms, calling these payments "Trump dividends." Economists and constitutional scholars have criticized the plan as legally dubious, ethically questionable, and fiscally irresponsible. The proposal faces significant hurdles including Constitutional restrictions and practical implementation challenges, with experts estimating a $1.25 trillion price tag adding to an already $40 trillion national debt.
Written locally by qwen2.5:14b on 2026-10-11,
using this article's own text rather than the other coverage of the
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In a video posted on Oct. 3, President Donald Trump unveiled his October surprise, doubling down on his pledge at last month’s GOP midterm convention to give every American adult $5,000 if Republicans retain control of both chambers of Congress in November’s midterm elections.
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Republicans → post → elections
Trump dubbed these payments the “Trump dividend,” channeling the same business acumen that brought us Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Mortgages, Trump Shuttle, and Trump Coin.
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that → dub → University
Trump’s video statement hit the Twitterverse at 9:44 a.m.
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statement → hit → a.m.
A collective groan from economists and constitutional scholars registered on the Richter scale at 9:45 a.m.
Why do economists and constitutional scholars loathe the president’s promise of “free” money?
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economists → register → money
Legally, it’s absurd.
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it → ’ → ?
Even if Republicans miraculously retained both houses, securing enough votes to pass a $1.25 trillion kickback would be a heavy lift for a party that can’t even pass a simple farm bill.
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that → retain → bill
At worst, they’re unconstitutional.
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they → ’re → ?
Article I grants Congress the power to tax and spend — not the president.
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I → grant → power
Trump may find such checks and balances passé, but the Supreme Court won’t.
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Court → find → ?
Ethically, it’s immoral.
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it → ’ → ?
It is fundamentally unfair and undemocratic to saddle unborn generations who are already facing a $40 trillion tab with a $1.25 trillion bill for buying off today’s electorate.
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who → saddle → electorate
The richest generation in history should leave its progeny an inheritance, not a mountain of debt.
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generation → leave → debt
Fiscally, it’s psychotic — and possibly suicidal.
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it → ’ → ?
The Center for a Responsible Federal Budget pegs the price tag at $1.25 trillion.
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Center → peg → trillion
Tack that onto our $40 trillion federal debt, and you’ve got a recipe for surging prices, spiraling interest rates, and a fast-tracked fiscal crisis.
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you → tack → prices
Trump claims he’ll pay this dividend out of our “massive” tariff revenues and a “record-setting $21 trillion that is being invested in our country.”
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that → claim → country
Tariffs reeled in less than $200 billion in revenue last fiscal year, a far cry from the $600 to $700 billion we were promised after “Liberation Day.”
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we → reel → Day
Contrary to Trump’s $21 trillion investment figure (which might as well have been conjured out of thin air), net foreign investment fell by one-third in Q1 of 2025, and new FDI project announcements continued to decline in 2026.
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announcements → conjure → 2026
Turns out, ostracizing and insulting your chief trading partners is bad for business.
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ostracizing → turn → business
Who knew?
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Who → know → ?
All that being said, Trump doesn’t care how his dividends stack up legally, ethically, or fiscally.
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dividends → say → ?
All that matters is how it performs by the lowest possible standard: politically.
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it → matter → standard
Measured on that margin, Trump dividends are a stroke of strategic brilliance — the proverbial idea that is so incandescently dumb it might just work.
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it → measure → brilliance
If nothing else, they’re a useful distraction from all the self-inflicted disasters plaguing Trump’s second term.
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they → ’re → term
Americans are increasingly wary of endless wars, spiraling gas prices, and rising cost of living.
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Americans → spiral → living
Trump and the GOP likely need their own Project Hail Mary to rescue them from nosediving polls and a messy electoral reckoning.
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Trump → need → polls
And nothing polls better than the promise of “free” money.
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nothing → poll → money
That’s why Democrats must top Trump’s offer before voters head to the polls in November.
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voters → ’ → November
An American walks into a voting booth and sees two bags of money: $5,000 sittin’ next to “R”, and $6,000 right beside it next to “D.”
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American → walk → D.
Which one are they gonna pick?
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they → go → one
Where would Democrats get the money to pay this heightened bribe?
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Democrats → get → bribe
Presumably from the same orifice Trump pulled his proposal out of.
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Trump → pull → proposal
Let’s be real: Democrats don’t exactly need their arms twisted to engage in reckless spending.
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arms → need → spending
Regardless, it’s best not to overthink it.
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it → ’ → it
In a battle of braindead policies, the losing side is the one who thinks first.
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who → lose → policies
I know what you’re thinking: What if Republicans counter with $7,000?
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Republicans → know → 7,000
That’s absurd.
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That → ’ → ?
Six little chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch.
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chipmunks → twirlin → ranch
Six — that’s the number.
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that → ’ → ?
If all this sounds insane, welcome to the wild-and-wacky world of modern U.S. politics.
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this → sound → politics
…and 4 more, not listed.
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