As I sit down to pump out this post-Labor Day edition of Tuesday Screencaps, there's a chill in the air that is like a bat signal to suburban moms that we're two weeks away from fall.
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we → sit → fall
Do not be shocked if your wife declares, tonight after dinner, that it's a comfy blanket night.
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it → declare → dinner
Now, let's get down to business about what your wife is facing this week.
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wife → let → what
She's facing the fact that the NFL has games on Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday and Monday.
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NFL → face → Wednesday
Yes, I said Wednesday.
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I → say → ?
Then, Thursday night, Netflix will carry the 49ers-Rams game from Australia.
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Netflix → carry → Australia
When that game kicks off, it will be 10:35 a.m. Friday morning in Melbourne.
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it → kick → Melbourne
The best news for the NFL's opening weekend is that we don't get that dumb Monday Night Football doubleheader with the 10:30 ET kickoff that always featured the Raiders.
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that → get → Raiders
How's this Australia thing going for the 49ers?
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thing → go → 49ers
Let's keep it simple this week.
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– Jake C. asks:
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The NFL recently extended Roger Goodell as commissioner for another 4 years.
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NFL → extend → years
How do you feel about the job he has done?
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he → feel → job
I think he's the worst commissioner of the 4 major sports.
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he → think → sports
The NFL is still doing those stupid, woke virtue signaling phrases in the end zones and on players' helmets and "black national anthem" despite almost all of the fanbase being sick of them.
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all → do → them
I'm not really sure how to rate a commissioner because the commish doesn't work for the fans.
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commish → rate → fans
His job is to make owners a bunch of money, so I'd say in that aspect, he's doing a great job or they'd fire him.
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they → make → him
The woke nonsense has been used to keep the BLMs of the world happy.
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nonsense → use → world
It's Roger and his team's way of making the BLMs think he cares.
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he → make → ?
Same goes with the Super Bowl halftime performance.
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Same → go → performance
Send photos, stories, tips, rants—whatever you've got.
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you → send → whatever
You guys need to start tagging me on content you're seeing.
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you → need → content
Strange how NO ONE in the hidden Big Ten Officials' hidden bunker noticed the stadium clock in Ann Arbor was 1 minute faster than Big 10's secret, 'official', 'Atomic Clock' BEFORE THE HAIL MARY PASS PLAY.
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clock → hide → PLAY
W. MICHIGAN AND MAC needed to have their own double secret game clock.
Biggest scandal in modern college football history?
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MICHIGAN → need → history
SEC officials and their schools' FB programs can't believe they hadn't thought of this scam earlier.
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they → believe → scam
Was LSU watching???
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LSU → watch → ?
Kinsey: I think Jim means one second faster than the B1G's clock.
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Jim → think → clock
Are Americans hitting their breaking point financially?
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Americans → hit → point
Are they silently giving up on attending events due to fees & endless charges?
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they → give → fees
Speaking of the NFL, this one caught me off-guard.
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one → speak → guard
Why would the Colts be running a "no fees" promotion just days before the organization hosts the Ravens?
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organization → run → Ravens
Yesterday, while golfing with my buddy Diesel (I went 41-45; lowered my hands and suddenly I'm smashing my irons) and his wife, Mrs. Diesel, we noticed how empty the course was, minus the golf bros.
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course → golf → bros
Sunday, I was out and about with Mrs. Screencaps and the kids and the streets seemed quieter than normal.
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streets → seem → Screencaps
I'm starting to wonder if people are maxed out by endless fees, high food prices and bills that are piling up.
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that → start → fees
Let's go find some stats to prove I'm not just going insane here.
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"24% of respondents had to charge groceries to a credit card in the past 12 months because they couldn’t afford to pay for them any other way.
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14% say they’ve had to do the same to cover utilities," The Penny Hoarder reported last week in its "State of Debt in America" report.
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Hoarder → say → report
If that's not sobering enough, "Nearly a third (32%) use Buy Now, Pay Later at least a few times a year to purchase essentials like groceries.
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third → sober → groceries
For Gen Z (18-29), that number jumps to almost half (46%)," The Hoarder added.
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Hoarder → jump → half
That $240 deal for the NFL Ticket, if you're a Verizon customer, is looking like a better deal by the day.
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you → look → day
…and 13 more, not listed.
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