Lindsey Vonn is preparing for her 42nd birthday by staying active as she recovers from leg surgery this past February. The article also criticizes the Los Angeles Dodgers for their playoff celebrations, which some fans find excessive, while noting Tony Romo's recent struggles in a Korn Ferry Tour qualifier, where he received particularly poor scores in his final round.
Written locally by qwen2.5:14b on 2026-10-08,
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We've got football tonight.
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We → get → football
We've got more playoff baseball.
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We → get → baseball
We've got a Yankees-less October to look forward to now!
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We → get → October
What a time to be alive. If we could only get the Dodgers outta here, it would be perfect.
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it → get → ?
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that → create → newsroom
Give me White Sox-Brewers for all the marbles, just like God intended!
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God → give → marbles
On that note, welcome to a Thursday Nightcaps — the one where Lindsey Vonn works up a sweat as she gears up for a big birthday bash.
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she → welcome → bash
I've got Jazz Chisholm confused as to why he was booed last night, Ronald Acuna NOT confused as to why he was booed, and Tony Romo's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad stretch continued last weekend at a Korn Ferry qualifier.
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stretch → get → qualifier
Poor Tony got the two most feared letters in the alphabet scribbled on his scorecard after the final round.
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letters → get → round
You'll see.
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You → see → ?
Let's go ahead and get on with the big story of the day on this second Thursday of October ...
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I say no, it was not.
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it → say → ?
The first replay is deceiving, but the second one from the side makes it pretty clear.
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it → make → side
I think the umps got it 100% right.
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it → think → ?
"But statcast said it would've been a home run, Zach!"
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it → say → ?
Yeah, well my eyes said it wouldn't have been a home run, and I'm still taking actual humans over the robots in 2026.
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I → say → 2026
And by the way, for those too young to remember ... last night was a makeup call from the Baseball Gods 30 years (!!!) in the making:
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night → remember → making
Yeah, I don't want to hear it, Yankees fans.
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I → want → it
You were always living on borrowed time after that.
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You → live → that
Now that we've got that outta the way, let's go ahead and get this class started with Lindsey Vonn gearing up for her 42nd birthday:
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Vonn → get → birthday
Not very Jazzy
"I guess this means summer is over….but it also means my birthday is coming up soon," Vonn wrote before dumping out a flurry of Instagram content from this past summer.
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Vonn → guess → summer
Scrambled her leg back in February, had everything patched up, and now she's on the comeback tour as we close in on Halloween.
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we → scramble → Halloween
I would expect nothing less.
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I → expect → nothing
If I'm buying stock in 2027, it's gonna be in Lindsey Vonn.
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it → buy → Vonn
I think she's got more in the tank.
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she → think → tank
I can't wait to find out.
Moving on ...
Let's head BACK to Yankee Stadium and check in with Jazz Chisholm after last night's dud in New York.
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Jazz, for those who missed it, was confused as to why Yankees fans booed the hell out of him after grounding out in the bottom of the ninth.
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fans → miss → ninth
"It doesn't hurt.
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It's just confusing because it's the playoffs and we're trying to win games.
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we → try → games
So you're booing a guy that's playing trying to help the team win.
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team → boo → guy
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Hey, Jazz — if you don't wanna be booed, maybe head back down to Miami!
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you → boo → Miami
I despise the Yankees, but I can absolutely understand why the fans booed you for swinging at a 1-0 pitch, after five straight balls, with the tying run on first in the final inning.
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fans → despise → inning
You can't figure out why they booed you for that?
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they → figure → that
Now, I'm not the biggest Ronald Acuna fan after these playoffs, either, but goodness, just look at how HE responded to being booed last night:
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HE → look → playoffs
I thought Acuna looked checked out the entire postseason.
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Acuna → think → ?
Believe me, I've watched every Braves game because the First Lady is a Braves fan.
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Lady → believe → game
He looked disinterested from the jump.
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He → look → jump
But at least he owned it after another horrible game last night.
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he → own → game
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