Dennis Cometti’s legendary call of Peter Wilson’s goal from the West Coast Eagles’ first Grand Final win in 1992 is one I’ll remember forever.
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I → remember → 1992
I loved that team, and have always wondered why I jumped ship to the new purple squad from Fremantle just three seasons later.
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I → love → Fremantle
Earlier this year I met Fremantle Dockers chief executive Simon Garlick, and his first question was just that: “What’s your Freo origin story?”
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story → meet → Garlick
A deep corner of my brain spat out: “I was a pie boy at Subiaco Oval in 1995, so I went to every home game in the Dockers’ first season.”
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I → spit → season
Suddenly, it all came back.
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it → come → ?
Fremantle was a place I loved, and all things maritime resonated with 14-year-old, surfing-addicted me.
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things → love → me
I probably thought purple was cool too.
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purple → think → ?
In my final year at school I studied Cloudstreet, which quickly became my favourite book.
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which → study → Cloudstreet
Seeing Tim Winton read excerpts at a literary breakfast hosted by my favourite journalist, Freo tragic Matt Price, and hearing my literary heroes joke about their beloved Dockers confirmed that these wharfies were my people.
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wharfies → see → Dockers
Thirty-two years on, the Dockers’ community work and proud Indigenous history only strengthen my love for the club.
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work → strengthen → club
Freo just do things right.
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Freo → do → things
Perhaps that’s why their ongoing partnership with Woodside, Australia’s largest oil and gas company and one of the country’s largest greenhouse gas emitters, bothers me so much.
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partnership → ’ → me
Members have become increasingly vocal about the sponsorship, yet when the subject arises the club’s language reverts to the corporate waffle it normally shies away from.
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it → become → waffle
When a former state premier and passionate Dockers supporter like Carmen Lawrence puts the club on blast, surely there’s something amiss.
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premier → put → blast
I got lucky in the grand final ballot, and as a Fremantle member won the right to buy an obstructed-view standing-room ticket at the MCG.
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I → get → MCG
I landed in Melbourne just in time for one of Western Australia’s only newspapers to call me a hypocrite for catching a flight to support a team I love, while daring to cover the Woodside logo on my jumper.
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I → land → jumper
It’s the oldest “whatabout” argument in the book.
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It → ’ → book
The “everything is made from petroleum” line of thinking suggests that using rubber or plastic means you’re no longer allowed to care about climate change.
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you → make → change
But it ignores the fact that the emissions from my annual flight log are a drop in the ocean compared with those from the company that claims to be Freo’s biggest supporter.
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that → ignore → company
My dad’s career was spent as a pipeline engineer, and after graduating from uni I worked FIFO myself.
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I → spend → FIFO
Until I turned 26 and decided it wasn’t for me, my existence was almost entirely funded by fossil fuels.
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existence → turn → fuels
Does that make me a hypocrite?
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me → make → ?
But acknowledging the role fossil fuels have played in my life doesn’t disqualify me from wanting the companies that produce them to do better.
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that → acknowledge → them
Nobody is perfect, so let’s give up on perfection.
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’s → let → perfection
Imperfect action is better than perfect inaction, and if everyone at least tries, especially the corporations capable of having the greatest impact, maybe we can start moving the needle.
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we → try → needle
My Fremantle membership cost $1079 this season.
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membership → cost → 1079
Three finals tickets, not included in my membership, doubled that figure.
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tickets → include → figure
That’s roughly 2 per cent of my annual income, none of it tax-deductible.
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none → ’ → it
Last year, my fellow members and I poured almost $22 million into Freo’s coffers, more than twice the club’s entire sponsorship revenue of $9.6 million.
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members → pour → million
There are no private suites or spring rolls on game day for us, and when it rains, we get wet.
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we → be → us
Still, we should be allowed to have a say in whom the club associates with.
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club → allow → whom
If I don’t agree with what Woodside does, why should wearing my Freo jumper come with a contract that says I have to wear its logo too?
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I → agree → logo
My Fremantle membership is much more than watching 46 men play sport; it’s three hours with two of my best mates every second week.
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it → watch → mates
The past five years of onfield ups and downs have been matched by our trio’s record off the park.
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years → match → park
One wedding, two births, a couple of breakups, one reconciliation, a few close friends lost, and this year the passing of one of our Dads, a lifelong Dockers fan who never got to see a flag.
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who → lose → flag
I brought my son Julian to Melbourne with me on his first boys’ trip.
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I → bring → trip
At the grand old age of one, he was four minutes from seeing Freo’s first premiership at the ’G.
One day, he might grow up and think his dad is a hypocritical hippy.
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dad → see → G.
I’m fine with that, as long as he knows I tried my best to leave the world a little better for him and his mates.
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I → ’m → him
I just hope bloody Freo have won a flag or two before I’m done.
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I → hope → flag
The Aporia
