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On their talk show "Live with Kelly and Mark," hosts Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos discussed Ripa's specific requirements for her funeral arrangements, including who should dress her for the event. When Consuelos jokingly asked if he could be in charge of dressing Ripa, she promptly denied it, citing a previous incident where he dressed her improperly while she was unconscious after passing out. The couple often banter playfully on air about such personal matters.
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On a recent episode of their talk show "Live with Kelly and Mark," Kelly Ripa and her husband Mark Consuelos discussed a woman who threw her own funeral while still alive. Ripa, 56, shared that she has specific requirements for her celebration of life, including the involvement of longtime producer Michael Gelman, whom she expects to manage all aspects of the event. When Consuelos asked if he could be in charge of dressing Ripa for her funeral, she promptly rejected the idea, insisting that a stylist should handle it instead. This follows an earlier incident where Consuelos dressed Ripa while she was unconscious after fainting and going to the hospital. The couple has already agreed that Consuelos "should never get [her] dressed for anything," highlighting their shared understanding of such responsibilities.
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Kelly Ripa forbid her husband, Mark Consuelos, from being “in charge” of dressing her for her funeral.
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Ripa → forbid → funeral
While the couple co-hosted their talk show, “Live with Kelly and Mark” Wednesday, they discussed a story about a woman who threw her own funeral while she was still alive.
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she → co → funeral
Ripa told the audience what she understands why the woman did so, as she has several requirements for her own celebration of life.
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she → tell → life
She first turned to the show’s longtime producer, Michael Gelman, and told him that she’ll let him be in charge of throwing the funeral, noting that she expects him to fulfill all of her requests.
“It’s going to be a destination,” Ripa, 56, insisted.
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Ripa → turn → requests
Consuelos butted in and asked his wife, “Am I in charge of getting you dressed?”
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you → butt → charge
The actress, however, immediately shot that idea down.
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actress → shoot → idea
If Gelman is throwing my funeral, my stylist is getting me dressed,” she shot back.
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she → throw → funeral
Ripa also revealed that she and Consuelos have “already discussed” that he “should never get [her] dressed for anything,” after he previously dressed her to go to the hospital when she was unconscious after passing out.
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she → reveal → hospital
“Let me just say, I sailed in right past the gunshot victims because I looked so bad,” Ripa quipped, revealing that her husband put her in a green leotard, soccer pants, and high-heeled shoes to go to the emergency room.
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husband → let → room
“Just to be clear, I’m not in charge of getting you ready for the funeral?
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you → ’m → funeral
I’m not in charge of that?” Consuelos clarified.
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Consuelos → ’m → that
“Put everybody in charge of what they’re typically in charge of,” Ripa confirmed.
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Ripa → put → charge
“Everybody has their typical jobs.
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Everybody → have → jobs
You be there, you eulogize, say nice things
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you → eulogize → things
The pair are known to playfully butt heads sometimes while on air.
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pair → know → air
Last year, they got into a heated exchange after Ripa proposed they get an “airport divorce,” meaning they would go their separate ways while traveling.
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they → get → ways
Consuelos appeared to get upset after Ripa said he gets irritated when fans approach them at the airport.
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fans → appear → airport
“I’d like to hear more about this airport divorce,” he quipped, to which Ripa replied, “Well, we’re definitely getting one now.”
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we → like → one
Your voice matters.
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voice → matter → ?
Discussions are moderated for civility.
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Discussions → moderate → civility
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