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New York Post
· collected 2026-10-06 · by Thomas L. Murray
The San Diego Padres and Milwaukee Brewers engaged in a series of playful but tense exchanges during their NLDS games, with each team playing loud, disruptive music while the other practiced or played batting practice. The Padres retaliated by blasting elevator music at the Brewers during Monday's practice after Milwaukee played monotonous music when the Padres were practicing on Saturday. Despite these distractions, the Padres lost two crucial games to the Brewers in heart-wrenching fashion, including a controversial ninth-inning call in Game 1 and a critical eighth-inning performance from their closer Mason Miller in Game 2.
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Story summary
The San Diego Padres and Milwaukee Brewers are engaging in playful rivalry during their NLDS series. On Monday, while the Brewers practiced at Petco Park, elevator music blasted through the speakers, mimicking an earlier incident where the Padres had a similar experience with "monotonous" music blaring from American Family Field when they were practicing. The Padres tried to counteract the distracting noise by playing their own music but it did not prevent them from losing both games in heartbreaking fashion. On Saturday, San Diego lost after blowing a 2-2 lead due to Wilson Contreras' solo home run and Ty France's would-be go-ahead homer bouncing off the roof. The next day, despite having a 3-2 advantage entering the eighth inning, the Padres saw closer Mason Miller surrender two runs in the ninth on a single by Jackson Chourio, leading them to fall behind 2-0 in the series.
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Both the Milwaukee Brewers and San Diego Padres continue to troll one another.
asserted
Brewers → continue → one
While the Brewers were practicing on the field at Petco Park on Monday, the stadium had the cool, calm sound of elevator music blasting from the speakers.
asserted
stadium → practice → speakers
Back Milwaukee, when the Padres were taking batting practice on Saturday, American Family Field was blasting “monotonous” music off the speakers.
asserted
Field → take → speakers
San Diego did their best to attempt to drown out the music, as they had a Bluetooth speaker playing music next to their batting cage.
asserted
they → do → cage
But for the Padres, the attempt to drown out the sound didn’t work as they found themselves down 2-0 in the NLDS.
asserted
themselves → drown → NLDS
In both games, the Padres lost in heartbreaking fashion.
asserted
Padres → lose → fashion
On Saturday, San Diego blew a 2-2 lead in the seventh inning from a solo Wilson Contreras home run.
asserted
Diego → blow → run
In the ninth inning of that game, Ty France thought he had a go-ahead two-run homer, until the ball bounced off the roof of the stadium and landed in Dustin Harris’ glove.
asserted
ball → think → glove
On Sunday, superstar closing pitcher Mason Miller took the mound with a 3-2 lead in the eighth, in an attempt to make a two-inning save.
asserted
Miller → take → save
Miller would give up two walks in the ninth, and then gave up a go-ahead two-run single to Jackson Chourio, resulting in the Padres falling 4-3.
asserted
Padres → give → Chourio
After the game was over, speculation arose that Miller was tipping his pitches.
asserted
Miller → arise → pitches
On Monday, his manager, Craig Stammen, denied any possibility of his closer being predictable.
asserted
closer → deny → possibility
Game 3 of the NLDS is set to begin at 6:30 p.m. PT when Nick Pivetta faces off against Dustin May.
uncertain
Pivetta → set → May
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