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On September 11, a woman named Katy Inzer, aged 46, was accused of removing her pants and masturbating on an American Airlines flight from Baltimore to Miami shortly after takeoff. A passenger reported the incident to a flight attendant, who then asked Inzer to stop; she complied by putting her pants back on and falling asleep for the rest of the flight. Upon landing in Miami, law enforcement noted that Inzer had been drinking heavily and could not remember the alleged misconduct due to being asleep. The case was forwarded to the FBI because jurisdiction was unclear, as similar incidents have prompted calls for prompt reporting to authorities or flight crews.
Written locally by qwen2.5:14b on 2026-10-05,
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same event (that is the story summary below).
Story summary
On September 11, a 46-year-old woman named Katy Inzer allegedly engaged in lewd behavior on an American Airlines flight from Baltimore to Miami. According to the Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office, shortly after takeoff, a fellow passenger reported seeing Inzer remove her pants and start masturbating while making inappropriate sounds. When approached by a flight attendant, Inzer put her pants back on and fell asleep for the remainder of the flight.
Upon landing in Florida, law enforcement noted that Inzer had a strong odor of alcohol and bloodshot eyes but claimed to have no memory of the incident due to falling asleep. The case was forwarded to the FBI because it was unclear which jurisdiction had primary responsibility over the offense. Neither Inzer nor local officials immediately responded to inquiries from media outlets about this incident, leaving many details unverified.
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A drunken woman allegedly rubbed passengers the wrong way when she took off her pants and began masturbating on a flight from Baltimore to Miami last month.
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she → rub → Miami
Katy Inzer, 46, committed the lewd act shortly after takeoff on an American Airlines evening flight on September 11, according to an incident report filed by the Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office.
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Inzer → commit → Office
A fellow passenger had complained to a flight attendant that Inzer had “remove(d) her pants and began to actively masturbate while making inappropriate sounds,” the report said.
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report → complain → sounds
When approached by the attendant, Inzer stopped beating around the bush, put her pants back on and “fell asleep for the remainder of the flight,” according to the report.
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Inzer → approach → report
When officers approached Inzer in Florida, they noted she had “a strong odor of alcohol [sic] beverage and bloodshot eyes,” and did not remember the alleged sexual misconduct because she “fell asleep,” the report said.
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report → approach → misconduct
Neither Inzer nor sheriff’s officials immediately responded to a request for comment from The Post.
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officials → respond → Post
The incident was first reported by The Smoking Gun, which noted that the case was forwarded to the FBI because the jurisdiction of the alleged offense was unclear.
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jurisdiction → report → offense
The Post had reached out to the feds for an update.
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Post → reach → update
A week before Inzer’s alleged mile-high rub, a United Airlines passenger claimed she was forced to sit next to a masturbating man on an early morning flight from Rochester to Newark, only to be offered a $100 credit, according to NBC News.
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she → allege → News
The US Department of Transportation urges anyone who observes sexual misconduct on a plane to “report the incident promptly” to the flight crew or law enforcement at the destination.
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who → urge → destination
Last year, the FBI said it had investigated 104 incidents of sexual assault and misconduct aboard commercial aircraft in 2024.
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it → say → 2024
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