After a week of drama surrounding a couple of players who couldn’t make an NFL roster, the Tigers steamrolled Clemson at home without those players on their roster.
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Tigers → surround → roster
It had it all.
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It → have → it
A rain delay, an awesome halftime interview, and Lane's first Tiger Walk had to have Screencaps in mind.
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delay → have → mind
He was accompanied by Livvy Dunne, Brooks Nader, and Theo Von as he confidently strolled to Saturday's game.
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he → accompany → game
Nader, a Louisiana native, set the tone for the entire day.
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Nader → set → day
She was part of the festivities in the morning, and it was clear from that moment on that Clemson didn't stand a chance.
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Clemson → stand → chance
She wasn’t there to play around.
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She → play → ?
Later in the day came Lane's Tiger Walk and his entourage of Louisiana royalty.
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Walk → come → royalty
Nader returned, having made an outfit change, alongside LSU legend and Nader's "Baywatch" co-star and fellow SI Swimsuit model Livvy Dunne.
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Nader → return → Dunne
Well, he's not, as far as I know, making an appearance in either "Baywatch" or SI Swimsuit, but he is a Louisiana native and evidently a friend of Kiffin's.
With an entrance like that, you had better win convincingly.
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you → know → that
We're talking 50-plus in a one-sided game where Clemson fans were at home tapping out.
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fans → talk → home
A 51-10 beat down works.
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beat → work → ?
Something tells me they're going to have a lot of fun in Baton Rouge this season.
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they → tell → Rouge
Now to another team who allowed points to be scored on them in Week 1.
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points → allow → Week
I get it not every team can dominate at home to open the season and manhandle a lesser opponent without allowing them to score a single point like Penn State did.
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State → get → point
Some teams need a second to appear on a clock out of thin air.
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teams → need → air
Teams like No. 16 Michigan who struggled and lost the game to Western Michigan until a second that had already ticked off the game clock returned from the dead.
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that → struggle → dead
After that miracle, the Wolverines won the game (asterisk) on a second Hail Mary attempt after the first was thrown out of the back of the end zone and showed the game clock at zero before anyone touched the ball.
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anyone → win → ball
Western Michigan was robbed.
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Michigan → rob → ?
As sad of a game as it was for Michigan, fans storming the field after such an atrocious performance tells you exactly where they are as a football program.
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they → storm → program
This might count as a win in the record books, but this is a loss to everyone else.
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Look Sean, Here’s My Meat😮
- Dennis from Mesa, Az:
Good morning Sean, Dennis checking in here from Mesa, Az.
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checking → look → Mesa
Later today (before it hits a balmy 110 degrees) I’ll be grilling up these two beautiful ribeyes (4 1/2 pounds total) prepped with a light garlic and Montreal Steak rub.
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I → hit → rub
They’ll be served up with fresh asparagus and a couple of large taters slathered with butter, sour cream and chives.
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They → serve → butter
Oh, did I mention the kickass bottle of wine we’ll also be having?
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we → mention → wine
Dennis your meat looks great.
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meat → look → ?
Keep sending it in, especially if you're slapping your meat on the grill all year long, which I assume is the case out in Mesa.
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I → keep → Mesa
Meat
- Jim T in San Diego writes:
How could I not think of you when I saw this:
SeanJo
Thanks Jim.
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I → write → this
It's an honor to be thought of whenever you see a bunch of meat.
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you → think → meat
Bigfoot in Alaska
- Mike writes:
Just got back from an Alaskan cruise and this guy is very well represented.
SeanJo
Speaking of honors.
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guy → write → honors
It's also an honor to be thought of whenever you see Bigfoot apparel out in the wild too.
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you → think → wild
If I'm being completely honest, you're much more likely to have this sort of encounter with Bigfoot than you are to spot one in the woods.
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you → have → woods
MEAT!!
- Guy writes:
16 pork shoulders!
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Guy → write → ?
I'll never get tired of looking at it.
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I → get → it
Summer weekend grilling
- Bob writes:
Hey Sean, greetings from North Las Vegas.
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Bob → write → Vegas
We’ve had a break in the triple digits, and the weekend has been a nice mid 90s.
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weekend → have → digits
Friday tossed a flat iron on the grill and paired it with some stuffing.
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Friday → toss → stuffing
Saturday grilled some chicken and paired it with some green beans.
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Saturday → grill → beans
Sean, thanks for all the content that you put out continue with the solid work and who has it better than us.
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who → put → us
What a weekend of grilling put in here.
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weekend → put → grilling
…and 5 more, not listed.
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