It’s the biggest paper-straw controversy since … well, I guess there has only ever been one until now.
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I → ’ → ?
It was when Justin Trudeau’s government felt it worthwhile to spend time foisting these usually useless things upon us as a matter of law.
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it → feel → law
We learned this week that Corrections Canada has approved a “safe snorting” program in federal prisons for inmates to reduce “the risk of internal nose cuts that could occur from homemade or plastic straws and reduce infections from diseases such as hepatitis B and C,” which doesn’t sound entirely implausible.
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which → learn → B
But at the same time, they’re just paper straws.
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they → ’re → time
So if we’re OK with needle exchanges, which at last report were in operation at 11 of 12 federal facilities, this shouldn’t seem like something to get hung up on.
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this → ’re → something
They hate the needle exchange, too, but that’s just not currently on the front burner.
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that → hate → burner
Spare a thought, perhaps, for the inmates trying to keep it on the straight and narrow, who would rather not live in a population riven with various hepatitises, viruses including HIV, and lord knows what other maladies.
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lord → spare → HIV
Spare a thought for the wider Canadian community, yourself included: Most of these people are going to get out someday, and especially if they served a federal sentence they may not be the most … civic-minded when it comes to public-health behaviour.
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it → spare → behaviour
They may instead be the sort of person who would skip out on a TB test because he suspected he had TB.
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he → skip → TB
Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre, like so many politicians before him, vowed to keep drugs out of prison.
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Poilievre → vow → prison
There would be “zero tolerance for drugs,” he said Sunday.
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he → say → drugs
“Drug criminals must undergo regular drug tests to earn release, and (there should be) isolation for prison drug kingpins,” Poilievre averred.
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Poilievre → undergo → kingpins
“Drug-free prisoners will focus on skill-building & rehabilitation so they can be good citizens on release.
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they → focus → release
But as I say, politicians have been vowing to keep drugs out of prison, at random intervals as news dictates, as long as I can remember reading news.
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I → say → news
It’s not a small undertaking.
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Denmark has a problem with drugs in prisons.
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Denmark → have → prisons
Biker gangsters reportedly run the smuggling racket serving Finnish prisoners.
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Iceland has a problem, for God’s sake!
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Iceland → have → sake
You would think they could keep drugs off the whole island ( … he says, before remembering the power of addiction, commerce and human ingenuity).
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he → think → addiction
These are countries that, say what else you will about them, generally run a pretty competent and diligent civil service.
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you → say → service
They’re the sorts of places you would expect to find much high dudgeon at reports of this kind of soft corruption (not that it always involves employees, obviously) and persistent demands for change.
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it → ’re → change
And they can’t accomplish this objectively simple task.
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they → accomplish → task
Prison systems that don’t have any problem to speak of at all, isolated incidents aside, include Japan and Singapore.
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that → have → Japan
And that’s intuitive when you look at their prisons.
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Japan’s are run like a military boot camp when prisoners aren’t spending most of their time locked in their cells.
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prisoners → run → cells
Singapore’s prisons, as you would expect from a country with such a renowned tough-on-crime ethos, generally operate much the same.
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you → expect → same
There are elements of each system one could easily imagine Canadian courts swooning over in shock.
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Suppose we go for something like that.
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(Maybe minus making inmates sleep on the floor — that’s just begging the courts to fire a bazooka.)
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that → make → bazooka
But a wholesale philosophical overhaul takes money, and a lot of government resources from various departments, and there’s the rub: Canadian politicians have learned that the only expenditures on prisons that won’t blow up in their faces are building more jails.
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that → take → jails
Our various ongoing criminal justice scandals frustrate and infuriate people: sentencing discounts for ethnicity and immigration status, the monsters being transferred to wholly insecure facilities, the worst of the worst being released from prison against all sense and reason.
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worst → frustrate → sense
But it doesn’t seem to coalesce as a priority issue for many of us.
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it → seem → us
(I didn’t even mention crime: carjackings, home invasions, gang warfare.)
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An Abacus Data poll in September last year found just 20 per cent of Canadian respondents chose “crime and public safety” as one of their top three issues.
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cent → find → issues
I have no idea how to make more people care about it and hold their politicians and civil servants responsible for the results.
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politicians → have → results
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