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Olivia Culpo, pregnant wife of San Francisco 49ers running back Christian McCaffrey, posted a video on Instagram showing him singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" for their daughter Colette. In the caption, she jokingly warns future suitors that they won't measure up to her husband's standards. The post came as McCaffrey had an impressive performance in Sunday’s game against the Arizona Cardinals, gaining 75 rushing yards and scoring a touchdown along with 41 receiving yards.
Written locally by qwen2.5:14b on 2026-09-28,
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Story summary
Olivia Culpo, the pregnant wife of San Francisco 49ers running back Christian McCaffrey, posted a video on Instagram showing him singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" to their daughter Colette. The post included a caption suggesting future boyfriends would struggle to measure up to her dad's standards. Notably, Culpo shared this video around the same time McCaffrey was playing against the Arizona Cardinals, where he had 15 carries for 75 rushing yards and one touchdown, along with four receptions for 41 receiving yards in a 36-30 win for San Francisco. Additionally, she posted several videos of herself at home watching her husband's performance during Sunday’s game while pregnant.
Written for “NFL Player Side Story” on 2026-10-05,
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San Francisco 49ers running back Christian McCaffrey’s talent isn’t limited to the football field.
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talent → limit → field
He also appears to be a solid singer.
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He → appear → ?
McCaffrey’s pregnant wife, Olivia Culpo, proved as much with a wholesome video she posted to her Instagram on Sunday.
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she → prove → Sunday
The video shows McCaffrey singing “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” to his daughter, Colette, with the help of a guitarist in front of a small group of people.
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McCaffrey → show → people
Culpo can’t be seen in the video, but she can be heard laughing right at the end.
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she → see → end
Culpo’s post was captioned, “Her future boyfriend is already nervous,” and the in-video caption wrote, “Preparing her for no man to ever be good enough.”
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man → caption → her
McCaffrey is setting a high bar in Culpo’s eyes for their daughter’s future boyfriends to match.
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boyfriends → set → eyes
Culpo posted the video at around the same time McCaffrey was cooking the Arizona Cardinals, as he had 15 carries for 75 rushing yards and a touchdown while adding four receptions for 41 receiving yards in San Francisco’s 36-30 win.
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he → post → win
Culpo also posted several videos of her watching McCaffrey’s leaping touchdown on TV during Sunday’s game.
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her → post → game
She’s currently far along in her pregnancy and therefore seemingly prefers to watch 49ers games at home right now.
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She → ’ → home
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