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Mion, L. (2026, September 28). Texas man arrested after 'intentionally' crashing into a closed Kroger to use bathroom: cops. Fox News. https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-man-arrested-intentionally-crashing-closed-kroger-use-bathroom-cops
Mion, Landon. “Texas man arrested after 'intentionally' crashing into a closed Kroger to use bathroom: cops.” Fox News, 28 Sept. 2026, https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-man-arrested-intentionally-crashing-closed-kroger-use-bathroom-cops.
Mion, Landon. “Texas man arrested after 'intentionally' crashing into a closed Kroger to use bathroom: cops.” Fox News, September 28, 2026. https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-man-arrested-intentionally-crashing-closed-kroger-use-bathroom-cops.
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On September 27th, at around 4:30 AM in Rosenberg, Texas, a 60-year-old man intentionally crashed his vehicle into a closed Kroger grocery store because he needed to use the bathroom. The incident caused extensive damage to the pharmacy entrance and shattered glass on both sides of the double doors. Police arrested the suspect for criminal mischief shortly after. Rosenberg Police Department shared images showing significant metal door frame damage from the impact, with debris scattered inside and outside the store.