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In San Diego, a golden retriever named Nash was filmed trying to play with an intruder who broke into his home last month. Instead of alerting authorities or protecting the property, Nash approached the stranger with a toy and wagged his tail. The homeowners were alerted by their Ring app while they were away and contacted police, who arrested the suspect without incident. Police footage shows Nash greeting both the intruder and responding officers in a friendly manner.
Written locally by qwen2.5:14b on 2026-09-18,
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Story summary
In San Diego, a golden retriever named Nash was caught on camera attempting to play with an intruder who broke into his house last month. The video shows the suspect making themselves at home, napping, and eating food from the fridge without stealing anything else. Rather than barking or alerting anyone, Nash approached the intruder multiple times with a toy in his mouth and a wagging tail. Owners Dante Rowley and Stephanie Calderon were alerted by their Ring app while on a flight from Chicago, contacted the police, and saw that a drone chased the suspect out before nine officers arrived at the scene.
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A golden retriever was seen attempting to play with an intruder who broke into his San Diego home.
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who → see → home
The gentle pup, named Nash, has been dubbed the worst guard dog in the world for his playful response to the trespasser last month.
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pup → name → trespasser
Video taken inside the home shows the unidentified suspect breaking in and making himself at home, including taking a nap and helping himself to food from the fridge.
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suspect → take → fridge
But instead of barking or alerting anyone, four-year-old Nash chose to approach the intruder with a toy in his mouth.
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Nash → bark → mouth
The clip shows Nash try three times to entice the trespasser into a game, clutching the toy and wagging his tail.
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Nash → show → tail
Home owner Dante Rowley told the LA Times Nash usually barks at new visitors but once they get inside, 'he just thinks it’s time to play.'
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it → tell → visitors
Rowley and his fiancée Stephanie Calderon saw the situation unfold while they were on a flight home from Chicago.
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they → see → Chicago
The Ring app on their phone notified the couple and when they saw the stranger inside their house, they contacted police.
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they → notify → police
Instead of barking or defending his home, he just approached the intruder with a wiggling tail and a toy to play
Nash might not win an award for being the most frightening guard dog but rather the friendliest out there
Nash's owners Dante Rowley and Stephanie Calderon were alerted to the intruder in their San Diego home after their Ring camera sent them a notification
'We just think he was trying to get out of the heat,' Rowley said of the suspect, who did not steal anything besides some food while in the home.
Video shows a police drone appearing inside the house and chasing the intruder out before a troop of nine police officers arrived.
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troop → bark → officers
But again Nash did not seem to mind the officers who were equipped with machine guns as they entered through the front door.
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they → seem → door
The good boy greeted them just as kindly as the prowler.
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boy → greet → prowler
Video footage also shows the moments police arrested the suspect in the backyard.
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police → show → backyard
While Nash might not get an award for the most frightening guard dog of all time, it is safe to say he is the friendliest out there.
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he → get → time
The Daily Mail has contacted the San Diego Police Department for comment.
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Mail → contact → comment
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