LSU and its boosters paid for the roster.
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LSU → pay → roster
The fans bought the tickets and into the hype.
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fans → buy → hype
Now it’s time for Lane Kiffin to deliver a signature win.
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Kiffin → ’ → win
Just outside of Tiger Stadium on a Friday afternoon, the expensive RV's started making their way into the coveted spots that will host a full day of tailgating before the showdown against No. 6 Texas that is a must-win for an LSU team on the brink of playoff elimination.
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that → start → elimination
The pressure of a game that will determine whether Kiffin faces a very long offseason of reflection was not part of the story some envisioned just two months ago, when potential Tigers sat inside a Baton Rouge courtroom trying to convince a judge to let them join a football team practicing just a few miles away.
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them → determine → team
We got to this point thanks to a 31-13 beating that came at the hands of Alabama last weekend in this same town, which sent fans into a frenzy around the prospects of not making the postseason.
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which → get → postseason
I don't think anyone could rationally say that they expected Lane Kiffin to win a national championship in his first season as head coach at LSU.
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Kiffin → think → LSU
National title might not have been reasonable, but CFP spot was
I would wholeheartedly agree that the Tigers should not be in this current predicament with a roster that costs over $40 million, and a coaching staff that hovers around $100 million in total.
People are watching, though, whether that be to see the downfall of Kiffin or who he gets off the bus with for the Tiger Walk into a historic stadium that has been home to a number of letdowns in recent years for an LSU team that was the talk of this offseason.
Oh, and if you think the hype for this football squad came from those outside the state of Louisiana, you might need to check the press clippings.
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you → agree → clippings
LSU knew exactly what is was doing in every move made that started with Kiffin boarding a private jet in Oxford last December.
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Kiffin → know → Oxford
There will be no sympathy given for a football program that has seen Governor Jeff Landry and President Wade Rousse stoke the flames of this Kiffin era in Baton Rouge.
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Landry → give → Rouge
But, it's not as if LSU officials are looking for it, though.
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officials → look → it
Every person associated with the buildup to this 2026 season played a part in where we currently sit, with Texas looking to come into Tiger Stadium and put the final nail in this first-year coffin.
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Texas → associate → coffin
It also just happens to be Louisiana native Arch Manning that will get off the bus on Saturday evening and walk into a hostile crowd in hopes of sending this fan base into a full-blown meltdown.
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that → happen → meltdown
Remember, though, LSU wanted to be the villains in this cinematic experience that we have witnessed play out over the past eleven months.
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we → remember → months
But, if there ever was a time for the bad guys to get a win over the babyface, that would be tonight against a Texas team looking to clinch its own spot in the CFP.
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that → get → CFP
"Nope, I surely didn’t think this would be the case," Andy, from New Orleans, told OutKick.
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Andy → think → OutKick
"Don't get me wrong, Kiffin will win at LSU with the resources he has at his disposal.
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he → get → disposal
Well, he better win with that amount of money, I should say.
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I → win → money
It's year one, things happen.
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things → happen → ?
But if you're asking if I'm frustrated that we have three losses and Alabama tore us up in the fourth quarter last week, sure I am.
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I → ask → quarter
Look at all the other teams that are struggling though.
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that → look → teams
Heck, Ohio State got destroyed last week.
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State → destroy → ?
Texas A&M wasted all that money on its roster.
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A&M → waste → roster
And, I've already been hit up for donations in 2027.
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I → hit → 2027
We're in this for the long haul, but we could use a big win tonight."
This is it for LSU in 2026, with Texas looking to spoil the Bayou party
The tents were being setup on Friday afternoon, a lot of them with Raising Cane's signage that is scattered throughout the tailgate scene.
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that → use → scene
If you're wondering why, that would center around owner Todd Graves being a major donor for the LSU athletic department.
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Graves → wonder → department
The money that was needed to piece together this expensive 2026 roster, a nice chunk of that came from the guy who has perfected the chicken tenders chain that continues opening stores across the country.
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that → need → country
But, there were plenty of other significant donations made by boosters with ties to the LSU program who are looking for a return on their investment.
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who → be → investment
It's not as if the Tigers can just use local hospitals or something to increase their revenue pool, Kiffin has to do his part in raising the money needed to compete.
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Kiffin → use → money
Now, that comes more by telephone than actual donor retreats or a weekly sit-down with influential people with money to spend.
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that → come → money
In most cases, though, the financial part of LSU's football program comes from the love each booster has for a program with such a rich tradition, even if they have to watch highlights of the 2019 season to fill their cup as of late.
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they → come → cup
Saturday night, the Tigers will take to the field in Baton Rouge for the final time this season in hopes of keeping their playoff hopes alive.
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Tigers → take → hopes
Next week, LSU travels to No. 8 Tennessee in what has the chance to be a dangerous atmosphere that could also be for a spot in the CFP (Vols need to beat Texas A&M).
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Vols → travel → A&M
The final act would come against an Arkansas team that has struggled to look competitive for most of this season.
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that → come → season
If, and that's a big if, LSU can win the next three games to conclude the regular season, they will have a very strong argument for making the playoff with three losses.
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they → win → losses
But, with Steve Sarkisian leading this Texas football team into Tiger Stadium with a ferocious defense and Arch Manning having more of a swagger to him, the Longhorns could add fuel to the already simmering nightmare that would have LSU participating in a meaningless bowl game around New Years Eve.
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LSU → lead → Eve
After last week's gut-wrenching loss to Alabama, it's time for Lane Kiffin to provide LSU fans with an early Christmas present to thank them for helping fund his new life in Baton Rouge.
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Kiffin → wrench → Rouge
If he doesn’t, I'd imagine a few bags of coal will somehow appear on his doorstep this holiday season, and there might not be much to be thankful for when the Turkey is taken out of the oven in two weeks.
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Turkey → do → weeks
Tiger fans are searching for more than just social media clicks and red-zone execution excuses from their football program.
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fans → search → program
They expect a win tonight.
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They → expect → win
The Aporia
