The following piece contains explicit and graphic descriptions of sexual content.
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The conviction of Russell Brand — for one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault — is a difficult topic to discuss for a few reasons.
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For one thing, as is often true of these alleged rape cases, it involves graphic details that are uncomfortable to read.
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I’d rather not discuss these kinds of stories at all.
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Much less do I want to recount, with specificity, the kinds of gross sexual behavior.
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After sentencing on Monday, Russell Brand is now going to spend the better part of 10 years in prison.
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It’s an important story though, so it’s worth discussing.
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It’s also a grotesque travesty of justice for reasons I will explain.
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That’s the real reason why we need to discuss it, above all else.
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To be clear, there’s no question that Brand is — or at least was — a degenerate sex fiend who bears a large degree of responsibility for his fate.
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Brand appears to have exercised essentially no restraint at all for at least 10 to 15 years of his life.
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At the same time — and we need to be able to hold these two realities in our heads simultaneously — it’s also obvious that the prosecution was a mockery and a sham, and Brand did not receive anything resembling a fair trial.
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He may have put himself in a position to be railroaded by a kangaroo court, but that doesn’t change the fact that he was, indeed, railroaded by a kangaroo court.
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Brand may have been a sexual degenerate with the discipline and self-control of a chimpanzee, but that’s not illegal in this country or the UK.
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If it were, a huge number of people would be sitting in a cell right next to him, including many of his accusers.
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The fact is that there was more than enough reasonable doubt to acquit him of all the charges.
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And we all know why this case was brought in the first place: Brand publicly broke away from the Left during the COVID hysteria and became a conservative commentator.
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So they came up with allegations from nearly two decades ago and destroyed his career and his life.
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This is what the sentencing looked like to give you an idea of how absurd these proceedings were.
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It’s graphic and disgusting, but here it is:
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Sentencing Remarks On The Russel Brand Trial
“You then flipped her over, removed the condom and without asking forced your penis into her anus causing her great pain”
“She asked you to stop, then asked you again loudly, you replied and I quote, “I want you to feel my cum” https://t.co/Zaa9jRR96f
— James Goddard (@JamesPGoddard90) November 9, 2026
Source: @JamesPGoddard90/X.com
We’re talking about claims from the first year of the Obama presidency.
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But because the jury reached a guilty verdict, the woman’s version of events is now sacrosanct.
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The judge will pretend (as the jury did) that everything the accuser said is completely truthful.
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Therefore, we’re all supposed to act as though guilt has been established beyond any reasonable doubt — which is why reporters in the UK are now hounding Russell Brand’s father, and reacting with stunned amazement when he suggests that the verdict could possibly be wrong:
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— Brendan May (@bmay) November 9, 2026
Source: @bmay/X.com
By the way, that clip is circulating all over social media among leftists and journalists who are horrified that Russell Brand’s father didn’t immediately throw him under the bus on camera and declare that his son is a rapist.
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Note the question from one of the insufferable reporters on the scene: “Is this the type of man that you raised?”
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You’ll never hear that question posed to the parent of any violent, murderous thug in that country or this one.
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Karmelo Anthony’s parents spent a lot of time on camera in front of reporters over the course of many months, and nobody ever asked them, “Is this the type of man that you raised?”
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They were allowed to play the victim, basically unchallenged.
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In the case of Russell Brand, though, once the jury reaches a guilty verdict, the allegations must be true.
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And that’s actually how a lot of people think.
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The system couldn’t possibly produce an unjust result.
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Therefore, once the jury convicts, you can hound the man’s father like a snippy HR lady.
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Of course, the truth is that all of these people decided Russell Brand was guilty the moment the charges were brought.
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Really, they made up their minds as soon as the British media establishment, led by Channel 4 and the Times, decided to target Brand for destruction because of his political and religious beliefs.
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This case was tried in the media long before it went to court.
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There is no universe in which Russell Brand received the impartial jury he was entitled to.
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The whole episode is reminiscent, in certain key ways, of the bogus Cornell 7 case — where the accuser allegedly sent numerous text messages about how much she enjoyed herself in the frat house, before getting disinvited from a Halloween party and then retroactively deciding she had been raped.
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Cornell is still in the process of tearing itself apart over those ridiculous allegations, despite the presence of what’s called “affirmative consent,” many times over.
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The Cornell scandal is obviously a political football, which is why New York Democrats (and the media establishment) have spent so much time on it.
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