After bringing UFC to the White House lawn this summer, President Donald Trump has now brought it to the briefing room, too.
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Trump → bring → room
Trump made a surprise appearance before reporters Monday with UFC chief Dana White and briefly stood aside as his longtime friend took questions — milking a joke that began over the weekend, when Trump said he had offered White the job of White House press secretary.
“I’ve always wanted to do this,” White said, before bellowing, “Who has the first question?”
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Who → make → question
He then clarified, “I have zero political aspirations.”
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I → clarify → aspirations
Trump’s briefing room stop was so hastily organized that officials didn’t have time to affix the presidential seal to the lectern from which he spoke.
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he → have → which
The president had announced on social media Saturday that he wanted “the Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior” as his next chief spokesman — catching White off-guard at a boxing match in London.
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he → announce → London
“He called me and told me that he had done this,” White said Monday.
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White → call → this
Trump said he had been having a “very bad press day” and thought suggesting White as the 38th White House press secretary in the nation’s history might be good for a laugh.
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suggesting → say → laugh
“We thought we’d have a little fun and we brought Dana here,” Trump said.
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Trump → think → Dana
White tells Trump, ‘I do not want to be in politics, no.’
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I → tell → politics
Some reporters in the press room played along.
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reporters → play → room
White was asked if he had any advice for Trump on the possibility of issuing a posthumous pardon for Pete Rose, baseball’s all-time hits leader.
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he → ask → Rose
“I don’t advise the president on anything ever,” White responded.
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White → advise → anything
“But yeah, I think it’s fair.”
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it → think → ?
Trump then interjected to say, “I’d give Pete Rose a pardon.”
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I → interject → pardon
At one point, White marveled, “I can’t believe you actually have questions for me.”
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you → marvel → me
Trump eventually took over.
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Trump → take → ?
But after answering about half an hour of questions on the midterms, the war in Iran and a variety of serious topics, the president turned to White and asked, “Would you like to be press secretary of the United States of America” or “just want to stay with this ridiculous UFC?”
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you → answer → UFC
“Thank you for the offer,” White said, before allowing, “I do not want to be in politics, no.”
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I → thank → politics
In the hours after Trump’s Saturday post landed, neither the White House nor UFC would provide clarity on whether it was serious.
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it → land → clarity
Then, on Sunday night, Trump finally said, “I was kidding, but I think Dana likes the idea, and he is a very capable guy.”
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he → say → idea
Trump has long relished doing the norm-busting unexpected as president, but he’s leaned even more into that tendency around the election.
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he → relish → election
The day before balloting began, Trump used what was billed as a speech outlining his closing argument for why his party deserved to continue to control Congress to instead talk up his costly and problem-plagued effort to overhaul the Lincoln Memorial’s Reflecting Pool.
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party → begin → Pool
On Wednesday, after Democrats won all over the country, including notching Senate seats in deep red states like Texas, South Carolina and Kansas, he took reporters on a tour of the White House ballroom’s construction site and even signed a steel beam.
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he → win → beam
The following day, Trump declared the Oval Office would become a national monument — even though that won’t prevent future presidents from undoing the gilded flourishes he’s packed it with.
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he → declare → it
On Friday, the White House promoted a glitzy new website celebrating plans for a towering memorial arch in Trump’s honor, despite a court order blocking work on it.
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House → promote → it
The White House press secretary position is open due to the brief, tumultuous week when Trump tried out Katie Zacharia as press secretary.
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Trump → try → secretary
She struggled in her sole appearance before reporters and left the job after five days.
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She → struggle → days
Trump and White go way back
Trump has frequently attended UFC events with White.
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Trump → go → White
The pair have been friends for decades, and White spoke at the last three Republican National Conventions.
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White → speak → Conventions
Trump even allowed White’s sport to take over the White House’s South Lawn in June for the celebration of America’s 250th year of independence and the president’s own 80th birthday.
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sport → allow → independence
A wire-mesh Octagon was constructed under ” The Claw,” a spaceship-like metal arch fitted with lights, sound equipment and large screens.
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Octagon → construct → lights
“He’s really very unique,” Trump said, describing his friend, in the White House briefing room.
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Trump → say → room
“The only problem is he’ll talk for a little while and then he’s going to beat the hell out of you.”
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he → talk → you
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