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Passenger presses his luck

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Quick Summary

The Sydney Morning Herald's Column 8 features various reader submissions about commuting habits and personal anecdotes related to handling newspapers on crowded trains. One submission describes a recurring incident where a commuter reads over another passenger’s shoulder for three days in a row until the annoyed victim intervenes by tearing up the newspaper. Another recounts an apprentice learning to manage broadsheets from his strict father's rebuke when he brought home a tabloid.

Written by AI on 2026-11-01, from this article's own text only (the story summary below draws on all the coverage).

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Story summary

Col Burns of Lugarno reported that a frequent commuter repeatedly unfolded the Sydney Morning Herald across multiple seats on crowded trains from Cronulla, annoying fellow passenger Steve. After enduring this for two days, Steve tore the newspaper out of his hands and began reading it himself. The intrusive commuter then stopped boarding the same train car.

In a related anecdote, David Atherfold of Avalon Beach shared an experience from 1963 when he brought a tabloid home, angering his father who demanded he either get rid of the newspaper or leave the house. This incident led him to master handling the broadsheet version of The Sydney Morning Herald.

The articles also touch on how some politicians in Australia have combined surnames with their given names, such as Jordon Steele-John, Sarah Hanson-Young, and others, but do not provide further details about this practice.

Written for “Passenger Presses His Luck” on 2026-11-01, grounded in this article and the 0 other(s) covering the same event.

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Topics

Avalon Beach China Cronulla Herald Lugarno

Subjects

China GPE · 2× Steve PERSON · 2× Avalon Beach GPE · 1× Col Burns PERSON · 1× Cronulla ORG · 1× David Atherfold PERSON · 1× Herald ORG · 1× Lawford Steele PERSON · 1× Lugarno GPE · 1× The Sydney Morning Herald ORG · 1×

Narrative

“Further to Richard Ansoul’s missive, the captain of my themed dream team of close-up footage of nose pickers (C8) was Dean Jones,” offers Claire Ansoul of Maroubra, although as reported by the old man, she’s currently in Cape Town for the cricket.

framing: assertive · carried by 1 article(s) · first seen 2026-11-01

🔮 As handling a broadsheet on crowded public transport can be rather difficult I would take the easy way out and buy a tabloid.

2026-11-01 · The Sydney Morning Herald

Passenger presses his luck · assertive framing

Claims (17 extracted, 1 hedged)

“Not all commuters were as adept as Lawford Steele (C8) at folding the broadsheet Herald,” advises Col Burns of Lugarno. asserted

Burns → fold → Lugarno

“For the third consecutive day on the 7.30am rattler out of Cronulla, the same bloke sprawled page two in front of my mate Steve’s face. asserted

bloke → sprawl → face

Sick of the intrusion, Steve ripped it straight off and began reading page one. asserted

Steve → rip → page

Unsurprisingly, the self-absorbed space invader decided to board a different carriage the next day.” asserted

invader → decide → carriage

David Atherfold of Avalon Beach recalls that “back in 1963 I was a young apprentice living at home with my parents. asserted

I → recall → parents

As handling a broadsheet on crowded public transport can be rather difficult I would take the easy way out and buy a tabloid. asserted

I → handle → tabloid

One day I made the mistake of bringing it home with me. asserted

I → make → me

My father spotted it and I recall his words to this day: ‘Either that repulsive thing goes or you go’. asserted

you → spot → day

That’s when I perfected the skill of handling The Sydney Morning Herald.” asserted

I → ’ → Herald

“The current Greens leader might be in need of a new moniker to tack onto his singular Shoebridge surname to join his colleagues, among whom are: Jordon Steele-John Sarah Hanson-Young Peter Whish-Wilson Elizabeth Watson-Brown Steph Hodgins-May I don’t know how they all acquired their hyphen but at least mine is a patronymic,” claims Charles Davies-Scourfield of Culburra Beach, or is that Culburra-Beach? uncertain

that → tack → Beach

David Aston of Blackalls Park writes: “Noting recent cricket wordsmithery (C8) and having just read an article about China, if the president of China selected his own cricket team, would it be President XI’s President’s XI?” asserted

it → write → team

she → theme → cricket

“Being filmed throwing up during his 1986 double century meant he was a shoo-in. asserted

he → film → century

“‘I can help you with that’. asserted

I → help → that

I hate this woman who is not a woman answering my questions on the telephone,” declares Chrissie Whitlock of Earlwood. asserted

Whitlock → hate → Earlwood

“Please, please can we employ real telephonists who tell it like it really is? asserted

it → employ → it

‘He is on one of his long lunches’, ‘He’s hungover again’, ‘Not today, he’s having a row with his wife’. asserted

he → ’ → wife