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Saturday Night Live parodied Donald Trump having what they called 'gay dementia' amid the return of Tom Hanks as David Pumpkins for the show's Halloween episode.
The President, as always, was played by comic James Austin Johnson, who interrupted the cult favorite Pumpkins sketch soon after Hanks and returning favorites Bobby Moynihan and Mikey Day appeared.
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Hanks → take → sketch
When the Pumpkins character was asked why he was appearing, Johnson as Trump showed up and exclaimed: 'Midterms!
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Johnson → ask → Midterms
'It's me, Donald Trump, your one true god, pausing SNL skit yet again,' he joked, before mocking bringing back the Pumpkins sketch.
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he → pause → sketch
'You know, I actually have a lot in common with Mr Pumpkins: we both appeared in 2016, we're both very loud, very orange and very, frankly, annoying!'
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we → know → 2016
Johnson then mused on Trump's habits while on the campaign trail, including his recent fixation with some Republican candidates' backsides.
'That's something I've been doing lately, admiring men's a**es.
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I → muse → a**es
Not that there's anything wrong with it, just that I might be gay.
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I → be → it
'They're calling it gay dementia.
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They → call → it
Dementia, short for "the men should show me their butts,"' he quipped in character.
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he → show → character
Saturday Night Live parodied Donald Trump having what they called 'gay dementia' amid the return of Tom Hanks as David Pumpkins for the show's Halloween episode
The President, as always, was played by comic James Austin Johnson, who interrupted the cult favorite Pumpkins sketch soon after Hanks and returning favorites Bobby Moynihan and Mikey Day appeared
He then riffed on Trump 'making odd noises' during speeches.
'Remember that?
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Trump → parody → that
Probably soul trying to leave body,' he said before joking that the noises were fine 'if you were cool with the Epstein stuff.'
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you → try → stuff
The Trump character then lamented the state of the polls ahead of the midterms before parodying Trump's hand bruises.
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character → lament → bruises
'They're saying Texas is turning purple, just like my hand.
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Texas → say → hand
If it goes blue, then just like my hand, I will leave it for dead.'
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I → go → it
The sketch finished with parodies of Nicki Minaj - a recent campaign surrogate of Trump's who some have suggested should become White House Press Secretary - and recent Press Secretary Katie Zacharia.
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some → finish → Trump
The Trump character pointed out that he also had admired Minaj's backside, before saying: 'She's got quite an a**, if only it were on a man, perhaps then I could admire it.'
Before leaving, he joked that people had to vote Republican, or else the Democrats will do 'absolutely nothing, just like the last time.'
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Democrats → point → time
Trump has raised eyebrows with a number of suggestive remarks about Republican candidates and their physiques in recent weeks, as the president has taken to the campaign trail in the final weeks before the midterm elections.
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president → raise → elections
Before leaving, he joked that people had to vote Republican, or else the Democrats will do 'absolutely nothing, just like the last time'
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Democrats → leave → time
Trump has raised eyebrows with a number of suggestive remarks about Republican candidates and their physiques in recent weeks, including complimenting Ohio Senator Jon Husted for his 'great a**' at two campaign events
Trump first went on a bizarre rant about Ohio Senator Jon Husted's body, where the president said he had been 'studying' his behind.
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he → raise → behind
In Trump's complimentary rants about Husted, the president told an Ohio rally last week that he was dazzled by the former college football player's physique.
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he → tell → physique
'I’m standing over here, and I don’t do this with men very often...
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I → stand → men
I started examining his body because I didn’t know he was a great athlete,' Trump said.
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Trump → start → body
'And I looked, and I watched up and down.
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I → look → ?
I looked at his a** and I looked at the whole, and then I looked at his hands.
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I → look → hands
He’s got these, like, claws.
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He → get → claws
And I got it.
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I → get → it
Trump then followed that again on Tuesday with another speech about Husted's looks, this time at an event in North Carolina.
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Trump → follow → Carolina
He told a crowd that he had been 'studying (Husted's) body,' and described it as 'like a piece of steel.'
'I looked at his a**, and then I looked at his legs.
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I → tell → legs
I said, "His a**, sh*t, it’s like, it’s like a pile of muscle,"' Trump said.
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Trump → say → muscle
'I tapped him on the shoulder, and it actually hurt my hand.
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it → tap → hand
He’s like a piece of steel.
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He → ’ → steel
I said, "This guy’s a monster!"
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guy → say → ?
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Although Trump told the crowd that it was 'not my thing' to compliment other men, Trump has gushed over men's looks frequently on the trail.
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Trump → tell → trail
'By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful a** before: Nicki Minaj.
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I → look → Minaj
That's hard to miss.
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That → miss → ?
That's hard to miss,' Trump said at a Michigan rally with Minaj in attendance
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Trump → miss → attendance
Well, maybe I should be upset he didn't talk about my asset,' Republican Senator Ashley Moody said of Trump at his Friday rally in Florida
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Moody → talk → Florida
This included branding GOP gubernatorial candidate in Georgia Rick Jackson a 'very handsome, distinguished, beautiful-looking guy.
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This → include → Jackson
He also described Republican Senator Tim Sheehy as a 'handsome guy,' Kentucky Republican congressional nominee Ed Gallrein as 'beautiful,' and Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker as a 'good-looking sucker.'
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He → describe → sucker
For some gender balance, he later complimented Minaj for the same thing.
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he → compliment → thing
'By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful a** before: Nicki Minaj.
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I → look → *
…and 15 more, not listed.
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