The Aporia · Paul Skenes and Livvy Dunne's Halloween costume will enrage anyone tired of rushing through holidays

Matt Reigle

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🔮 Automobiles" would tell Halloween to pound sand, skip Thanksgiving like some soulless red-headed holiday stepchild and go straight to Christmas.

2026-11-01 · assertive framing · Paul Skenes and Livvy Dunne's Halloween costume will enrage anyone tired of rushing through holidays

🔮 Surely, some partial relief from student loans would put butts in seats for a Halloween matinee against the Illinois Illini, right?

2026-11-01 · assertive framing · Not even a chance at free tuition could get Maryland students in the seats for football Saturday

🔮 If you're a doctor, it might seem like a good idea to dress like a Minion on Halloween.

2026-10-31 · assertive framing · Cardinals' Budda Baker fields questions about trade rumors while wearing evil clown Halloween mask

🔮 This has to be one of the scariest Halloweens on record for SMU fans, after a shocking loss to Syracuse has seriously hurt their shot at an ACC Championship Game appearance, and may have also ended their chance at a College Football Playoff appearance.

2026-10-31 · assertive framing · Syracuse stuns SMU 30-27 with a go-ahead touchdown with 17 seconds left for Halloween upset

🔮 A championship parade comes after all the hard work is done ... or at least that's what most of us would think.

2026-10-31 · assertive framing · Brewers manager reveals his biggest challenge during championship parade was not peeing himself

🔮 According to multiple reports, Tampa Bay Lightning star Nikita Kucherov — the reigning Hart Memorial Trophy-winner as the NHL's MVP — has informed the team that he will not re-sign and would like a trade.

2026-10-31 · mixed framing · NHL's reigning MVP Nikita Kucherov reportedly asks Lightning for trade in stunning move

🔮 You may recall that two years ago, the Heat unveiled a statue honoring franchise legend Dwyane Wade.

2026-10-30 · mixed framing · Miami Heat unveil 'enhanced' Dwyane Wade statue after original sculpture went viral for wrong reasons

🔮 While he'll stay on as an executive producer, Kennedy — who led Lucasfilm after George Lucas sold the company to Disney and rode off into the double Tatooine sunsets with his billions and flannel shirts — will cobble together a team of producers for both ceremonies.

2026-10-29 · mixed framing · Olympics tap former Lucasfilm boss Kathleen Kennedy to lead opening and closing ceremonies

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2026-10-28 · assertive framing · Islanders star Matthew Schaefer pulls off an NHL first that sounds absolutely exhausting

🔮 The series will then return to the United States for the Las Vegas Grand Prix on Nov. 21, before rounding out the season with stops in Qatar and Abu Dhabi (assuming they go on as planned; January's Dakar Rally just got moved out of Saudi Arabia, so who knows?).

2026-10-26 · assertive framing · Libs melt down after Sophie Cunningham gets checkered flag-waving honors at F1's United States Grand Prix

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I hope you had a great Halloween. asserted

you → hope → Halloween

I know I did, handing out candy to the two trick-or-treaters who stopped at my house. asserted

who → know → house

And to the kids who walked by my house without stopping, the joke is on you: I now have a giant bowl of Twizzlers, Reese's and Jolly Ranchers to shame-eat for the next couple of days. asserted

I → walk → days

And plenty of athletes seemed to have a great holiday too, including Pittsburgh Pirates ace Paul Skenes and his girlfriend Livvy Dunne. asserted

plenty → seem → Skenes

But their costume choice is alarming for those of us who want to savor Halloween before we start looking not one, but two holidays ahead. asserted

we → want → Halloween

The couple shared photos and video of their costumes: Buddy the Elf of "Elf" fame and a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup. asserted

couple → share → syrup

Automobiles" would tell Halloween to pound sand, skip Thanksgiving like some soulless red-headed holiday stepchild and go straight to Christmas. asserted

Automobiles → tell → Christmas

It kind of reminds me of a Halloween I had a couple of years ago. asserted

I → remind → years

I was working in my office that afternoon and watching 1933's "The Invisible Man" when I heard my wife digging for something in the closet. asserted

wife → work → closet

Moments later, she walked out with our Christmas tree and set it up before the Invisible Man even left the Lion's Head Inn. asserted

Man → walk → Inn

I'm not a hard-and-fast "Christmas must wait until after-Thanksgiving" guy. asserted

Christmas → wait → Thanksgiving

I'll hum a Christmas carol or steal a mini candy cane from a bank teller's desk before Thanksgiving Day, but I never go full-Christmas until I awake from my Thanksgiving food coma. asserted

I → hum → coma

They’re already in Christmas mode while people across the country are still dressing as the woman from "Obsession," donning inflatable Minion costumes and waiting to take their first Halloween Jell-O shot. asserted

people → ’re → shot

I mean, great costume work, but let's savor Halloween before we have to start thinking about buying everyone in our family Amazon gift cards. asserted

we → mean → cards

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