, what would Donald be?Nearing the end of his blistering 32 day blitz across largely Republican red America
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Donald → be?neare → America
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Donald Trump was in a mighty blue funk as the day of midterm reckoning came closing in.
He had sealed the border tight, made the cities safer and the American economy had grown at its fastest pace since last year with a robust 3.4% increase over the summer.
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economy → close → summer
Was he a victim of his own success to let two potent issues of immigration and law and order cede ground to affordability amid rising gas prices and his unpopular ‘war of choice’ with Iran.
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issues → let → Iran
Or ‘fake news’ pollsters were simply overstating the size of the big blue Democratic wave?
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pollsters → overstate → wave
Time to find a new trick, thought the POTUS, who by a New York Times count has cast doubt on elections on 460 days in his second term.
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who → find → term
And as Right-wing influencers started pushing new theories on social media to question the integrity of the elections, Trump announced a million dollar reward to “anybody reporting Voter Fraud” in these and previous elections on conviction of the fraudsters.
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Trump → start → fraudsters
His Justice Department asked Washington state to set aside 400 ballots from voters it claimed may be noncitizens as an appeals court blocked a similar request from the DOJ in California.
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court → ask → California
It also ordered the Trump administration to turn over its list of 20,000 alleged noncitizen registrants in California to immigrant rights groups.
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It → order → groups
Trump also sought criminal prosecution of Mary Peltola, the Democratic Senate candidate in Alaska after revelations that her campaign recruited another candidate to siphon off votes from her Republican opponent, Dan S Sullivan.
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campaign → seek → opponent
“I think they should be prosecuted,” he said about Peltola and the other Sullivan, when asked about The New York Times investigation.
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he → think → investigation
Then hitting the campaign trail again, Trump declared on Truth Social,“INFLATION IS WAY DOWN UNDER ‘TRUMP.’
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Trump → hit → TRUMP
He also uncanceled two rallies in Kansas and Iowa after initially pulling out of them to reach more voters via tele-rallies as critics raised doubts about his stamina.
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critics → uncancele → stamina
President Trump loves his supporters, and in addition to nearly 20 tele-rallies, he will hold back-to-back rallies in Kansas and Iowa on Sunday,” the White House announced.
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House → love → Sunday
“No one works harder, fights harder, or loves the American people more than President Donald J. Trump!”
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one → work → Trump
But on the campaign trail, Trump’s jokes about other men’s attractiveness raised some eyebrows.
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jokes → raise → eyebrows
“I looked at his ass, and then I looked at his legs.
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I → look → legs
I said, ‘His ass, shit, it’s like, it’s like a pile of muscle,” he said of Ohio senator Jon Husted.
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he → say → Husted
He also claimed to have “fallen in love” with South Carolina senator Tim Scott.
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He → claim → Scott
Back in Michigan, Trump turned his attention to the posterior of rapper Nicki Minaj.
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Trump → turn → Minaj
“I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj,” he said.
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he → look → ass
“That’s hard to miss.
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That → ’ → ?
That’s hard to miss.”
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That → ’ → ?
And his supporters are lapping it all up as the Republicans’ 80-year-old star campaigner rants and raves for hours at rally after rally to retain control of the US House and Senate.
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campaigner → lap → House
Back in Washington, a pesky judge opened a formal inquiry into whether officials misled the court about Trump’s plans to turn East Potomac Golf Links in Washington into a championship-level course.
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officials → open → course
The inquiry came after Trump’s lawyers claimed that there were no plans to shutter the course after Trump announced he would close it Nov. 15.
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he → come → it
“To have to give advanced notices to a judge who has no expertise in Golf, Architecture, Landscaping, Construction, or anything else having to do with building such a World Class Project, is not fair, appropriate, or Constitutional,” Trump wrote announcing the closure.
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Trump → give → closure
Officials have also appealed an order blocking Trump from removing more trees after 403 trees were chopped down from the course earlier.
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trees → appeal → course
And as Washington city leaders discussed launching a legal challenge to Trump’s proposed 250-foot high triumphal arch, his War secretary Pete Hegseth claimed it was a “generational national defense opportunity.”
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it → discuss → arch
Hegseth and Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin told a judge in legal filings that the arch is vital for national security as it would be used to help defend the national capital from drones and other attacks!
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it → tell → drones
City leaders have not sued over Trump’s other construction projects, but several are concerned about the impact the arch would have on the capital, according to a Washington Post report.
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arch → sue → report
Meanwhile, as Republicans and Democrats spent a record over $11.21 billion on political ads as tallied by ad-tracking service AdImpact cited by NBC, in the high stakes election, former president Barack Obama too jumped in to make fun of Trump.
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Obama → spend → Trump
“What’s up with the gold?” he asked a crowd in Detroit, “I mean, he’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.”
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Hussein → ’ → Factory
Cut to the quick, Trump hit back calling Obama “a grossly incompetent President!” alleging he “paid off Iran with $Billions, and gave them a road to a Nuclear Weapon.”
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he → cut → Weapon
And “Since we’re talking about The Cheesecake Factory…The only thing bigger than the menu is the list of President Trump’s accomplishments.”
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thing → talk → accomplishments
the White House posted with a list parodying the famous American restaurant chain’s menu.
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House → post → menu
And as Obama mocked Trump for the ‘whole-of-government response’ to his Cheesecake Factory joke, the White House reposted a follower’s AI generated meme with Obama sitting with Jesus Christ in a heavenly setting.
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Obama → mock → setting
As Obama complains about Trump “reversing all of my policies!”
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Trump → complain → policies
Jesus responds, “You reversed all of mine, which is why I sent Trump.”
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I → respond → Trump
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