Screencaps, which publishes seven-days-a-week, is a mix of sports, pop culture, and emails from sane readers from around the world.
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Let's have some fun.
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Welcome to one of the greatest times of the year for Screencaps
It's like shooting fish in a barrel right now for this column.
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I was telling Mrs. Screencaps this week that there are days of the year I don't like to take off work because the content is just so good.
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Those days include the holidays and Halloween.
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Why wouldn't I take off the holidays?
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I don't feel like it's fair to SeanJo to tell him to work the holidays when I started this column.
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Are you kidding me?
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Instagram models dump out all sorts of content.
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Having to work in the morning tends to prevent me from going too nuts the night before.
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Thanksgiving morning is one of the easiest editions of Screencaps to produce.
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They want to show me what they're cooking.
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And they're dialed into the content because they're not at work.
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As for Halloween, I literally get paid to report on Halloween costumes.
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After being told this week by some idiot emailer that I should retire, my resolve is stronger than ever.
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No, I won't retire.
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I built this column into the greatest job on the Internet.
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You'd have to yank it out of my cold dead hands.
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Send photos, stories, tips, rants—whatever you've got.
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How do you deal with the a--holes?
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– Jayson asks:
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A buddy of mine writes a mailbag column for a website.
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He said that occasionally, he will get emails from "psychos" who flip on him for not reading their questions.
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Have you ever received that kind of junk since starting Screencaps?
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If you do, do you answer them back, or simply ignore them?
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I've never had emailers turn heel because I wouldn't publish their emails, but I've had guys who claimed to be fans and loyal readers who turned out to be total scumbags, especially after I left Busted Coverage and joined Clay Travis here at OutKick.
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There have been guys who felt like I should've given them freebies that brands used to send to me.
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As for a--hole emailers, I like when people write and snap on me.
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Typically, when I reply to their emails, the people disappear.
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This is a career-low and she's playing COLLEGE golf
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A quick Google search reveals that Elizabethtown College was having revenue trouble in 2024 when the school cut 13 faculty members.
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You know what they didn't cut?
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Women's golf, where members of the team are really killing it out on the links.
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Do you let weirdos pick your groceries and dump them into your car?
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• Legacy reader Jess in Alabama, who has been emailing longer than pretty much any other OutKick reader, says it's just convenient: The guy who wrote in that only the elderly or disabled should get delivery groceries is forgetting the time in his life with babies.
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I can get off my lazy ass, but y’all don’t want to see that diaper blowout spill on the aisle next to your shoe or hear the tantrum that happens 1 out of 4 trips.
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I’ll let the grocery guy pick out a bag of potatoes or mustard or random stuff I grab off the shelf.
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Then I’ll find time to stock my own meat and fruit when I get a chance.
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And I am not complaining about my life.
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I’m very grateful.
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…and 46 more, not listed.
The Aporia
