I’d like to be clear that my writing is completely unaffiliated with one Bari Weiss and CBS News, which is, according to the U.S. government, so “fake and gay” that I feel it is time at last to publicly distance myself to preserve my reputation.
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Mr. President, don’t worry, I would never associate with the likes of her.
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I → worry → her
Thank you for understanding—and I’ll see you at the next meeting.
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I → thank → meeting
Also: We’re hosting special election night supper clubs in 14 cities on November 3.
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We → host → November
The new measure of industrialization is who uses the most artificial intelligence.
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who → use → intelligence
Who has the largest AI capacity.
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Who → have → capacity
Since that’s going to determine power in this coming era.
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that → go → era
And the answer is clear, it’s robust, and it’s the US of A:
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Sure, our sons used to storm beaches and build interstates and now it’s just men clicking mouses around a terminal and maxing out tokens, but we’re number one at it.
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we → use → it
Which, most importantly, makes everyone else our pathetic vassal state subject to our whims.
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everyone → make → whims
Everyone else is about to lose all autonomy.
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They already have.
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They → have → ?
As Marc Andreessen said on a podcast: “Europe seems, I just take them at their word, they seem determined, they seem enthusiastic about being left behind.
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they → say → word
They seem to really badly want that.”
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They → seem → that
Weren’t they supposed to win?
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they → suppose → ?
Now all they can do is try to send sexy spies to sleep with our American executives and get little tidbits of information (it’s okay, Nvidia CEO who “had a close relationship” with an alleged spy, no one’s mad at you, it happens to the best of us).
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it → do → us
But the important news of the week is that Anthropic, which runs Claude, is going public.
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which → run → Claude
They released their numbers.
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Remember all those people who said AI was a bubble?
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AI → remember → people
Its revenue growth is a line going straight up.
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growth → go → ?
It rakes in gobs of cash, money, dollars, green, profit, baby.
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And now that it’s going public, now that they are all getting ridiculously rich, we are going to live in the AI-worker vision of the world whether we like it or not.
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What art do AI developers like?
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developers → like → art
Put it this way: Enjoy those shrimp cocktails while you can.
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you → put → cocktails
Once these IPOs happen, if you don’t think these guys aren’t going to set up lobbying firms to make it illegal to eat meat, you have another thing coming.
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thing → happen → meat
We’re about to take our children to their deranged museums and they will only have beanbags and anime.
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All I really know about their culture is they like polyamory, but does anyone know what else they are into?
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Do they have culinary trends?
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Do they write books?
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Drop your best guesses about AI worker culture and what they plan to do with their IPO monies into the comments and we will highlight them next week.
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If you know anyone at these companies, that’s cheating.
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that → know → companies
→ Dems absolutely recruited the fake Dan Sullivan to do election fraud: In Alaska, there’s a random guy named Dan Sullivan running for Senate against the incumbent Republican named Dan Sullivan.
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Dems → recruit → Republican
We’ve all safely assumed this was part of a trick by Democrat Mary Peltola to confuse voters and peel off the incumbent’s support, but she has totally denied it.
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Well, a great New York Times investigation reveals that’s completely what is going on.
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what → reveal → ?
In the summer of 2025, a staffer for Mary Peltola, the Alaska Democrat who was eyeing a run for Senate, received unusual instructions from top campaign aides: Find as many people named Dan Sullivan in Alaska as you can.
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you → eye → Alaska
The staffer complied, combing through voter records to produce a list of Dan Sullivans from across the state.
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staffer → comply → state
They did a statewide Dan Sullivan recruitment drive!
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And it worked!
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it → work → ?
They found some guy named Dan J. Sullivan who lives on a remote island—to be fair, this seems to be every resident of Alaska—and he agreed to run.
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he → find → Alaska
Now I don’t know if that’s a crime in Alaska, since it doesn’t involve violating a moose, but it’s election fraud to me since it’s literally trying to just confuse voters.
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…and 7 more, not listed.
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