As a Spirit Halloween sales associate on “Halloweek,” Harmony Morkve has seen it all.
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A never-ending line at the store’s five registers — where shoppers who didn’t get the memo that all sales are final after October 22 often argue, despite the deadline being circled on every receipt.
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And of course, plenty of teens donning the spooky superstore’s Penis Hat to jump out and scare their friends.
But Morkve, a 33-year-old based in American Fork, Utah, who’s worked part-time at her local Spirit since 2025, wouldn’t have it any other way.
“What’s nice is that I get so much energy from all the Halloween interactions that it’s super energizing for me,” Morkve, who’s such a massive fan of the haunted holiday that she even got married on October 31 in 2022, told The Post.
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“My body can get sore from standing all night, but it’s so rewarding,” she revealed, as many locations extend their hours the last two weeks of the season, since about 70% of the company’s entire yearly sales happen during that window.
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Though Morkve still has her year-round, 9-to-5 role as a remote recruiter, when the sun goes down in autumn, she goes the way of the werewolf — shedding her corporate skin for the iconic black-and-orange Spirit Halloween apron to earn extra cash at her local store of screams.
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“I applied as a joke when Spirit Halloween moved into the old Big Lots a few minutes from my house,” Morkve explained.
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It’s changed my life for the better.”
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Morkve isn’t alone in her ghoulish passion for the over-the-top Halloween chain, which boasts 1,587 locations throughout North America and generates $1.86 billion to $2 billion in annual revenue (with NYC’s 10 to 15 pop-up locations likely accounting for several million dollars), according to KGW8and CNBC.
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Employees like Morkve often get a front row seat to the freaky fun.
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“I’ve seen two kids fighting with chainsaws — being like ninjas and backflipping, doing lunges and stuff…
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We had to break it up, but that was very exciting to watch,” she pointed out.
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“I’ve also seen a dad punch an animatronic because he got scared,” she continued, quipping that “burly, strong men” are the screamers more often than one might think.
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“Thankfully it didn’t break, and it was very funny, but we did have to ask him to leave.
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But the Halloween mischief at Spirit — which was founded in 1983 but wasn’t a household name until the early aughts — starts bubbling well before the first autumn leaf falls.
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Hiring for upper management roles starts as early as April, according to Revelio Labs.
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Store and assistant manager roles begin to fill in June.
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Sales associates are typically brought in in late July so they can be trained and ready to go by store openings, which kick off in late August and early September.
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Setting up displays, putting up peg boards and shelving units, and unboxing/hanging all the merch and costumes takes about a week near the end of summer for sales associates and store managers, per Morkve.
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All are necessary steps to get the Halloween hub up and running for the public.
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“It feels like you’ve accomplished something great, because we go from an empty store to a set-up filled with life,” Morkve explained.
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“When the customers come, their screams, the sounds of the animatronics, the Halloween/rock music playing on the speakers…
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It’s magical.
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For Morkve, that magic extends to helping undecided shoppers conjure up their creativity when choosing a costume, particularly if the onethey had in mind has already flown off shelves.
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“Say we don’t have K-pop Demon Hunters,” said Morkve, adding that the top Netflix show’s main characters were among her Utah store’s most popular costumes last year.
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“I’m like, ‘Okay, if you want to be this character, let’s try to get you a purple wig, then you can braid it at home…
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You’re on the floor helping people, so the energy’s fun there.”
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All fun and ghoulish games — until Halloween creeps closer on the calendar.
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In the days leading up to October 31, full-blown, macabre mayhem is afoot among Spirit fans, with Morkve comparing the feeling to “Black Friday energy.”
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During Halloweek, the store fills with more tricks than treats.
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“We had someone who tried to exchange a costume that smelled like campfire smoke and had some sort of sticky substance on it,” Morkve recalled.
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“There was a woman that had a baby carriage, and we thought there was a baby in there, and there was none…
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They were putting merchandise inside the baby carriage,” Morkve continued, clarifying that store employees are trained in theft prevention but don’t always engage to discourage potential retaliatory violence.
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But when November rolls around, and the last fake skeletons are sold and straggling costumes get shipped back to various warehouses, the Spirit Halloween in-store teams raise a ghostly glass to a job well done — which fuels Morkve’s love for the holiday year-round.
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“We get to bring some joy, screams, tricks and treats to the everyday American,” she said.
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“You spend all year kind of drudging through life, but in the Halloween spirit, you get to dress up and be a different person, have a different personality…
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It’s like that one night or weekend where you can forget about your woes, forget about the world.
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That’s why I love it.”
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