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Dancel, R. (2026, October 28). One-star staycation, five-star tantrum: Bear gets locked in Subaru, trashes the place. The Straits Times. https://www.straitstimes.com/world/united-states/one-star-staycation-five-star-tantrum-alaska-bear-gives-subaru-poor-review-after-getting-locked
Dancel, Raul. “One-star staycation, five-star tantrum: Bear gets locked in Subaru, trashes the place.” The Straits Times, 28 Oct. 2026, https://www.straitstimes.com/world/united-states/one-star-staycation-five-star-tantrum-alaska-bear-gives-subaru-poor-review-after-getting-locked.
Dancel, Raul. “One-star staycation, five-star tantrum: Bear gets locked in Subaru, trashes the place.” The Straits Times, October 28, 2026. https://www.straitstimes.com/world/united-states/one-star-staycation-five-star-tantrum-alaska-bear-gives-subaru-poor-review-after-getting-locked.
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On October 26, 2026, a black bear broke into and severely damaged a Subaru in Juneau, Alaska. The incident began when the bear entered the unlocked car just after midnight, then managed to lock itself inside by accident. Michael Wilson, the vehicle's owner, stated that the bear had previously attempted to enter two other cars before settling on his Subaru, describing it as "the Goldilocks situation, except he got locked in the last car." A neighbor heard the car’s horn and called the police. Officers arrived but found that the bear had already torn out wiring and damaged the doors, preventing them from unlocking easily. After about five to ten minutes, officers used a rope to pry open the door and freed the bear unharmed. However, Wilson's car sustained significant damage, with metal bent and interior parts destroyed.