President Trump branded Bill Maher a “complete, total loser” and a “sleazebag” in a wild 1,300-word Truth Social tirade – claiming the comic “looked like hell” during their recent dinner.
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comic → brand → dinner
Trump skewered the “Real Time” host, 70, after the late-night host claimed Friday that the president “has the lowest approval rating of any midterm candidate ever” and tried to joke that his four hour dinner with Trump on Oct. 15 was longer than Katie Zacharia’s stint as press secretary.
“Let’s talk about this COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSER, Bill Maher.
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’s → skewer → LOSER
He’s got a Low Rated Show on equally Low Rated HBO, which was once, long ago, a Network of Quality and Excitement —
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which → get → Quality
But that’s all gone.
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that → go → ?
It’s not “HOT” anymore!”
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It → ’ → ?
Trump started his 1,322-word tirade Sunday — his longest on record, according to Factbase.
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Trump → start → Factbase
Trump then attacked producer Chuck LaBella, who worked with Maher on his former ABC show “Politically Incorrect.”
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who → attack → show
“Maher’s friend and business associate, Chuck LaBella, was also a friend of mine, worked on The Top Hit Show, The Apprentice, as a “gofer” and, because of the success of that show, Number One and Top Rated on many weeks, with the Finale’ being among the Top Shows of the Year, he was automatically and quickly brought up through the Ranks of NBC, along with everyone else associated with that Historic ‘Happening,’” Trump said.
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Trump → work → Happening
“The Success of the Apprentice was so great that everyone partook — It built many careers, and that is a wonderful thing.
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that → partake → careers
Some people say it even built my career, because I became President (I would have won without it!).”
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I → say → it
Trump then claimed LaBella would call him to relay “how much Bill Maher ‘loves’ and respects me, and would constantly ask of me, even before I was president for any form of meeting with Maher.”
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I → claim → Maher
“When I became President, I agreed to meet, after the first one, and the last one, but never agreed to do his show, which he wants me to do, DESPARATELY — It won’t happen!” Trump said, before claiming Maher’s show “ends with dishonesty.”
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show → become → dishonesty
Trump then rebuked Maher over his claim that the president “has lowest approval rating of any midterm candidate ever,” claiming the comic cited “fake polls.”
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comic → rebuke → polls
“I have high ratings, and more importantly, he said that I’m losing the support and approval of the Republican Party, when, in fact, CNN just came out with a Poll showing that I’m at 98 and 99% support within the Republican Party, an All Time Record High.
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I → have → High
Ronald Reagan was at 86%,” Trump wrote.
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Trump → write → %
“CNN did another Poll at who was the Most Popular Person in the History of the Republican Party, and I won that, too, with me being at 53%, Ronald Reagan being at 18%, and Abraham Lincoln being at 8%, and these are CNN Polls, people not exactly in love with me
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these → win → me
, so, Bill Maher lied, but he lies about everything, and I believe he lied to me when I asked him, with all the applause and laughter he gets after almost everything he says, about things that aren’t funny or even any good, what Laughter Machine does he use?
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he → lie → Machine
People can’t think he’s funny.”
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he → think → ?
Trump’s diatribe then turned to the two dinners Maher has previously attended.
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Maher → turn → dinners
Trump, Maher, Kid Rock, and UFC chief Dana White dined at the White House on Mar 31. 2025.
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Trump → din → Mar
Then, Maher, Trump and Stephen A. Smith dined at the White House on Oct. 15.
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Maher → din → Oct.
The president claimed LaBella and Rock called him “incessantly” about meeting with Maher – and initially he thought the comic was a “goofball.”
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comic → claim → Maher
“They said, ‘He wants to go down to the White House, be with you, and talk.
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He → say → you
He said you’re very smart, but you’re not into the Liberal Platform.
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you → say → Platform
Will you start thinking about it?’
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you → start → it
Trump claimed Maher “invited himself” to the White House – and described the comic as “very nervous” during their first meeting.
“He asked for a drink.
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He → claim → drink
He was very insecure, and he had a seriously bruised eye and nose area, as though somebody had just beaten him up —
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somebody → have → him
Trump claimed he was inundated with 10 calls from LaBella – whom he described as a “gofer” once again – in the hope of arranging a second meetup.
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he → claim → meetup
“It seemed that these guys were serious, and wanted to learn more, because their Policies are so bad, it’s ridiculous!” Trump said.
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Trump → seem → more
Trump claimed he wanted to warn Maher that the comic is a “major pothead” and it’s “very bad for his health.”
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it → claim → health
“He looked like hell this time,” Trump said.
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Trump → look → hell
“Bill was drunk and had alcohol in his hand as he walked through the White House,” he said of the dinner with Kid Rock and Stephen A. Smith.
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he → have → Rock
“Overall, I thought it was a good meeting.
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it → think → ?
It didn’t last four hours, it lasted two hours, maybe less, and everybody was happy
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everybody → last → hours
,” Trump said, disputing Maher’s account.
“We have the timestamps.
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We → say → timestamps
I learned nothing, and felt it was a waste of time.
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it → learn → time
After the first dinner, Bill Maher was friendly, I guess, everyone walked away pleased.
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everyone → guess → dinner
He gave me a good first show, with lots of Laughing Machine laughter, which is a real term, but it is what it is, and then reverted back to his former self, and his old ways.
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it → give → self
I understand that.”
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I → understand → that
Trump said the comic “isn’t a nice guy” and is someone “who has to cater to his base, which is mostly composed of Losers.”
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which → say → Losers
…and 27 more, not listed.
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