Apparently, the robot doesn't even have to make money to beat me anymore.
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robot → have → me
ChatGPT finished Week 6 at 2-2-1 and lost 0.16 units.
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ChatGPT → finish → units
I went 2-3 and lost 1.17 units.
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I → go → units
That's three straight weeks of GPT getting the better of me, although I'm not sure "congratulations on losing less money" is quite the victory speech it had in mind.
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it → get → mind
Yes, there's still a plus sign in front of my total, and I intend to keep pointing that out until someone makes me stop.
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me → be → that
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page → contain → partners
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News → sign → wager
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that → create → newsroom
To make matters worse, the Chargers handed "Dan Z.'s plug your nose and hit place bet" pick its first loss of the season.
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Z. → make → season
That streak ends at four after Los Angeles managed six points against Kansas City.
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Angeles → end → City
It's my own fault; and, I know I keep saying this, but this time I mean it: I am OFF the Chargers this season.
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I → know → Chargers
I'd like to get back to winning money before my entire season profit disappears into a rounding error.
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profit → like → error
Both of us get five selections from the same odds board, with a maximum price of -120.
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Both → get → -120
Odds were captured Saturday at 6 p.m. ET.
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Odds → capture → ET
The stakes are adjusted so every winning bet produces one unit of profit.
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bet → adjust → profit
For example, -110 requires risking 1.10 units, while +110 requires 0.91 units.
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+110 → require → units
A push returns the stake and counts as zero units.
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push → return → units
Before we get to the Week 7 picks, let’s review last week.
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’s → get → week
The Bears-Falcons under was looking great until Ben Johnson started resting defensive starters in the fourth quarter.
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Johnson → look → quarter
Atlanta promptly scored a touchdown and converted the two-point attempt.
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Atlanta → score → attempt
Chicago put the starters back in, and the Falcons scored another touchdown and another two-point conversion anyway.
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Falcons → put → touchdown
All they had to do was stop one two-point conversion and we hit.
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we → have → conversion
We don't need to talk about the Chargers or the Cowboys because they both stink.
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they → need → Chargers
Those two are squarely on me (not every loss is my fault, you see).
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you → see → me
The Raiders stayed within the number in Buffalo, and Washington salvaged my Monday night with a six-point loss to San Francisco.
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Washington → stay → Francisco
When you're celebrating two teams losing football games, you know you've had a productive week.
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you → celebrate → week
GPT’s Week 6 NFL Betting Picks (2-2-1, -0.16 units)
- Carolina Panthers-Philadelphia Eagles Over 39 (-107) ↔️ PUSH (0 units)
- Tennessee Titans-Indianapolis Colts Under 44½ (-108) ❌ (-1.08 units)
- New York Jets-New England Patriots Under 43½ (-108) ❌ (-1.08 units)
- Buffalo Bills-Las Vegas Raiders Over 53½ (-108) ✅ (+1 unit)
- Los Angeles Chargers-Kansas City Chiefs Under 41½ (-110) ✅ (+1 unit)
GPT went all-in on totals and got the full experience: two wins, two losses and a game that landed exactly on the number.
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that → go → number
SEASON REPORT CARD
DAN: 15-14-1, +0.09 units
- Spreads/Moneyline: 10-10-1, -0.57 units
- Totals: 5-4, +0.66 units
GPT: 13-16-1, -4.03 units
- Spreads/Moneyline: 7-11, -4.70 units
- Totals: 6-5-1, +0.67 units
Dan Z.’s Plug Your Nose and Hit 'Place Bet' Bet of the Week: 4-1, +2.90 units
Dan’s Week 7 NFL Betting Card
- Tennessee Titans Moneyline (+112)
- Cincinnati Bengals -2½ (-112)
- San Francisco 49ers-Atlanta Falcons Under 49½ (-106)
- New York Giants-Houston Texans Over 42½ (-110)
- Green Bay Packers +3½ (-110)
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Z. → plug → 42½
This is the official "Dan Z.'s plug your nose and hit place bet" bet of the week.
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This → plug → week
Because nothing says "I've learned from my mistakes" like following up a losing Chargers bet by taking the 1-5 Titans to win outright.
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I → say → Titans
But I don't think Cleveland is nearly as good as its 4-2 record suggests.
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record → think → ?
Deshaun Watson has quietly been very bad, and the Browns keep escaping with late wins that cover up how poorly he's playing.
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he → escape → wins
Tennessee, meanwhile, has been competitive in three of its five losses and finally got a win last week.
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Tennessee → get → win
There's more fight here than people think.
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people → be → ?
I'm getting plus money at home against a team I'm not buying.
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I → get → team
So, yes, we're doing this again.
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we → do → this
Cleveland’s 4-2 record looks better than an offense averaging just 17.7 points per game, so I understand backing the home underdog.
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I → look → underdog
The Browns have repeatedly needed late recoveries, which makes them difficult to trust as road favorites.
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them → need → favorites
My concern is Tennessee’s ability to capitalize: Cam Ward faces a strong Cleveland pass defense, and the Titans have struggled to sustain offense themselves.
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Titans → capitalize → offense
At +112, Tennessee needs to win roughly 47% of the time to justify the price.
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Tennessee → need → price
…and 110 more, not listed.
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